Men are like....

[dsireme]

I am going to get hell for this one....


1. Men are like ..
Laxatives ......
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like...
Bananas ...
The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like..
Weather ...
Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .....
Blenders...
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....
Chocolate Bars...
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....
Commercials....
You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like....
Department Stores ...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like ......
Government Bonds....
They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....
Mascara ...
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like....
Popcorn .....
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like.....
Snowstorms ..
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .......
Lava Lamps ..
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like.....
Parking Spots ...
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[Smokey1226]

5. Men are like ....
Chocolate Bars...
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.


My fav!

[URLOZIN]

Don't get me started on women...

[DR.FORD]

3. Men are like..
Weather ...
Nothing can be done to change them.


Right there is the whole problem. Don't try and it'll be fine.

[johnny--2k]

11. Men are like.....
Snowstorms ..
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

In response to this one...

How are pus$y and snow alike?

You never know when its going to come, its fun to play in and only some of it is clean enough to eat ;):D

[Autocepticon:Skidmar]

I am going to get hell for this one....





13. Men are like.....
Parking Spots ...
All the handicapped ones are taken, the rest know to stay away.


that sounds about right

[Irish]

In response to this one...

How are pus$y and snow alike?

You never know when its going to come, its fun to play in and only 1 in a million of it is clean enough to eat ;):D

Eww... stinky roast beef!

[johnny--2k]

hahaha.....

[noeggs4u]

hahaha.....
That was a good one,i have to agree with you.