Washing Machine > Woman ???

[BigSnailBuick]

Difference between a woman and a washing machine....

You can throw a load into the wash and it doesnt ask for a phone number or relationship :rolf

[Voodoo Chick]

Oh, GROSS.

[wrath]

One I learned in the UP:

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

I do the dishes and the snowblowing...

doh.

[84hurst]

Oh, GROSS.

:rolf:rolf

[xFullThrottlex]

lol that one was great!

[d0nut]

The way I always told it was:

"What's the difference between your mom/wife/sister and a washing machine?"

"When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around all week!"