The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation

[Goat Roper]

Circa France, 1844. Don't know if this is funny or just odd, guess it depends on how dark your humor goes.

http://www.ldolphin.org/mastdeath.jpg

[pOrk]

hrmmmm

interesting?

[URLOZIN]

very odd....

[TheRX7Project]

I should've been dead a long time ago.

[Voodoo Chick]

I should've been dead a long time ago.


Hell......I hear ya.......we better watch out for that blood-vomiting thing.....:stare :rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

Dayuuummm Neuwave I told you so

[srt4eh]

so thats why I've been coughing up blood

[Voodoo Chick]

So.....let's get this straight....if the swine flu doesn't kill us, we're going to die of masturbation instead??? I know what way I'm picking to go!! LOL

[Holeshot]

Hell......I hear ya.......we better watch out for that blood-vomiting thing.....:stare :rolf

Thats only if you get Donkey Punched after you wack :rolf

[Voodoo Chick]

Thats only if you get Donkey Punched after you wack :rolf


Oh, grossssss.............:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[xFullThrottlex]

So.....let's get this straight....if the swine flu doesn't kill us, we're going to die of masturbation instead??? I know what way I'm picking to go!! LOL


LOL, i'm with you!:headbang

[Voodoo Chick]

LOL, i'm with you!:headbang


:thumbsup :thumbsup :rolf :rolf :rolf :headbang

[fivonut]

So.....let's get this straight....if the swine flu doesn't kill us, we're going to die of masturbation instead??? I know what way I'm picking to go!! LOL

ORRrrrrrrrrrrrr, You can live!!! What ya doin later???

[Voodoo Chick]

ORRrrrrrrrrrrrr, You can live!!! What ya doin later???


Hmmmmmm...........probably masturbating.










JK!! Sorry, I HAD to!!!! :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Holeshot]

Hmmmmmm...........probably masturbating.










JK!! Sorry, I HAD to!!!! :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

Are you ? Its fun and you dont have to cuddle afterwards... :goof :rolf

[Voodoo Chick]

Are you ? Its fun and you dont have to cuddle afterwards... :goof :rolf


Yeah....and I don't have to buy myself dinner first either......oh....well, maybe I do.......:goof

[udlose98]

What the Fuck

[Hillbilly]

What the Fuck

my thoughts exactly!:stare

[Voodoo Chick]

What the Fuck

Well, back in those days, masturbation was believed to be EXTREMELY sinful, worse than buying a prostitute, so there were attempts to discourage it, and these attempts were usually graphic, gruesome accounts of people that had "indulged in the sin," and were now paying dearly. Basically, Victorian-era media hype.