michelle
04-26-2009, 02:47 PM
A task force consisting of a DEA agent, an ATF and an FBI agent arrive
at a ranch in western Nebraska.
The agents tell the rancher, "We need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs."
"Help yourself," the old rancher says, "but don't go in that field over there."
The DEA agent practically explodes. He whips out has badge, sticks it
in the rancher's face. "Mister, we have the authority of the Federal
Government behind us," he sneers, "and we'll go anywhere we feel like
going. Got it?!"
"Yes, sir," the rancher says.
"Good," the agent says. "Now you can go about your chores while we go
about ours."
A few minutes later, the old rancher hears screams and looks up to see
the agents in the field he warned them about. All three are running
for their lives -- close behind is his biggest, meanest bull. With
every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly
terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence
and yells at the top of his lungs...
"Your badges! Show him your badges!"
at a ranch in western Nebraska.
The agents tell the rancher, "We need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs."
"Help yourself," the old rancher says, "but don't go in that field over there."
The DEA agent practically explodes. He whips out has badge, sticks it
in the rancher's face. "Mister, we have the authority of the Federal
Government behind us," he sneers, "and we'll go anywhere we feel like
going. Got it?!"
"Yes, sir," the rancher says.
"Good," the agent says. "Now you can go about your chores while we go
about ours."
A few minutes later, the old rancher hears screams and looks up to see
the agents in the field he warned them about. All three are running
for their lives -- close behind is his biggest, meanest bull. With
every step the bull is gaining ground on the agents. They are clearly
terrified.
The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence
and yells at the top of his lungs...
"Your badges! Show him your badges!"