d0nut
04-24-2009, 11:59 AM
An 86-year-old man went to his
doctor for his quarterly check-up ... .
The doctor asked him how he was feeling,
and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great
and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a
minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you,
who is an avid hunter, and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked
up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very
large beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at
the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the
beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly
suggest that somebody else pumped a couple
of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied ,"My point exactly."
doctor for his quarterly check-up ... .
The doctor asked him how he was feeling,
and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great
and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is
pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a
minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you,
who is an avid hunter, and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked
up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a very
large beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so
he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at
the animal as if it were his favorite hunting
rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the
beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly
suggest that somebody else pumped a couple
of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied ,"My point exactly."