d0nut
04-06-2009, 01:31 PM
Found this in the free section. I already have one.
Wife
Reply to: sale-mc9yy-1109809899@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-06, 1:20PM CDT
Willing to give up my wonderful wife of 10 years. She is pretty, like to read, shop, talk on the phone (suggest get unlimited calling), and she likes to cook. Well except in the morning. You can eat what she makes, might not tast the best ,but, she likes to cook. Frozen pizza or fish sticks are her specialty. Dishes are another story, she likes to buy them, just not wash or put away. Will even send 3 or 4 sets along with her. She wont ask for any spending money, no, this girl likes to charge it. And you wont get a bill for maybe a year. She has a system worked out that if you keep hiding them, you can pay all at once at the court house to an attorney who will meet you there from the store, Dr., daycare ect. and really is quite convenient when you get use to it. Yep, I am willing to let her go. So if you are hard up or maybe looking for a little change in atmosphere, Do I have the woman for you.
Wife
Reply to: sale-mc9yy-1109809899@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-06, 1:20PM CDT
Willing to give up my wonderful wife of 10 years. She is pretty, like to read, shop, talk on the phone (suggest get unlimited calling), and she likes to cook. Well except in the morning. You can eat what she makes, might not tast the best ,but, she likes to cook. Frozen pizza or fish sticks are her specialty. Dishes are another story, she likes to buy them, just not wash or put away. Will even send 3 or 4 sets along with her. She wont ask for any spending money, no, this girl likes to charge it. And you wont get a bill for maybe a year. She has a system worked out that if you keep hiding them, you can pay all at once at the court house to an attorney who will meet you there from the store, Dr., daycare ect. and really is quite convenient when you get use to it. Yep, I am willing to let her go. So if you are hard up or maybe looking for a little change in atmosphere, Do I have the woman for you.