GRAMPS SS
04-05-2009, 12:08 AM
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls
up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to
her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a
ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on
walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on
the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries
down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says,"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks
"and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on
the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and
Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought
the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls
up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to
her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a
ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on
walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on
the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries
down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says,"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks
"and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on
the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and
Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought
the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"