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GRAMPS SS
04-05-2009, 12:08 AM
A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from
school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls
up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to
her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a
ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on
walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on
the back."

"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries
down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and
says,"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks
"and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on
the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and
Screams Out...

"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought
the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"

pOrk
04-05-2009, 12:09 AM
haha

Al
04-05-2009, 01:42 AM
COPY and PASTE!

That's something I will send in an email!

GRAMPS SS
04-05-2009, 11:11 AM
COPY and PASTE!

That's an email!


i didn't say it wasn't.......just like the lone ranger by donut...i have the same email...it's just a joke..who cares where it came from...

Voodoo Chick
04-05-2009, 11:20 AM
That was an awesome joke!!!!

wikked
04-05-2009, 03:24 PM
i didn't say it wasn't.......just like the lone ranger by donut...i have the same email...it's just a joke..who cares where it came from...

I think he meant he was gonna copy/paste and send it off to people :goof

Al
04-05-2009, 05:12 PM
i didn't say it wasn't.......just like the lone ranger by donut...i have the same email...it's just a joke..who cares where it came from...

You got me wrong!

I'm going to copy THAT into an email and send it to people!

GRAMPS SS
04-05-2009, 05:19 PM
^^^^^Got it...i'm old...:thumbsup...had to much on my mind with Sean bowling today...

lilws6
04-05-2009, 10:37 PM
you were to busy parting the snow i forgive you

Al
04-06-2009, 04:58 AM
Sorry that I have to be so mean about fixing the ambiguity of engrish.

I can't help how mean I am. My motorcycle gave me the attitude.

I should join UFC and jump straight to heavyweight because I am so mean.

Voodoo Chick
04-06-2009, 11:22 AM
Sorry that I have to be so mean about fixing the ambiguity of engrish.

I can't help how mean I am. My motorcycle gave me the attitude.

I should join UFC and jump straight to heavyweight because I am so mean.


Hmmmm........I always thought you were one of the nicer ones here, too...... :confused