Chat with a stranger.....hahahah

[johnny--2k]

So this is the latest craze. No sign up, just connect and you're chatting one on one with a complete stranger 100% anonymously. For the hell of it, I decided to fuck around and try it. This can be very funny so if you want to try it...post up a copy of your chat here.

The site is: http://omegle.com/


ONE OF MY BETTER ONES....

BAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm getting married next week in vegas. your all invited!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: booo
Stranger: hiss
You: meow
Stranger: woof
You: gobble gobble?
Stranger: yum yum
You: bah cock
Stranger: james?
You: bob?
Stranger: james may?
You: yes
Stranger: i knew it!
Stranger: how are gofer and doc?
You: you got me
You: they are good....
Stranger: they're good for what ails ya
You: except i got hungry, and gofer was looking mighty tasty
Stranger: well its how he would have wanted it
You: yes, i suppose.
Stranger: you suppose correctly
You: doc looks like good desert....
You: its mighty tempting
Stranger: do you like cheese
You: sure
Stranger: do you like animals
You: but not fromunda cheese
You: yes, but not mean ones
Stranger: do you like dog animals
You: i like dogs
Stranger: do you like dog animals called rover
You: red rover to be precise
Stranger: do you like dog animals called rover that bark
You: sure.
Stranger: me too
You: what dog is good if it cant bark?
Stranger: a bad one
You: do you like crack?
Stranger: drug crack?
You: sure....why not.
Stranger: i have not tried drug crack
You: how about woman crack?
Stranger: i have tried woman crack
You: it's good no?
Stranger: i like it very muchly
You: how about man crack?
You: it's not so good...
Stranger: i have not tried man crack
Stranger: i like you, do you like me
You: i like you....
You: your fun
You: will you marry me?
Stranger: how much money do you have
You: a LOT!
Stranger: then yes
You: cool.
You: meet me in vegas
You: tomorrow at 9am
You: infront of the bellagio
Stranger: thats a bit away, it will take me lomger than 9am to get there
Stranger: maybe lunchtime
You: ok, next saturday
Stranger: that is more suitable
You: i will be wearing a pink thong, a visor, and a pager
You: nothing else
Stranger: i will be wearing a spinning bow tie and grey flannels
You: AWESOME!
You: ever suck dick for crack?
Stranger: are you a man person or a woman person
You: now that's ann addiction
Stranger: no
You: im a hermaphrodite
Stranger: what is hermaphrodite
You: i'm both male and female.
You: i can be whatever you want me to be
Stranger: do you have a bobby or a sally
You: both
You: call me sally-bobby joe luke!
Stranger: how do they both stay on, is there space
You: sure there is space
Stranger: i am laughing funny
You: me too.
Stranger: are you from a country?
You: yes, a big country
You: you?
Stranger: i have a small country
You: ahh.....that's ok, work with what ya got!
Stranger: what is the name of the country you have
You: USA
Stranger: i like us and a!
You: me to.....
You: ok, i have to go now before I pee my pants
Stranger: ok bye bye
You: it's coming out of bobby and sally
Stranger: x
Stranger: haha
You: see you next week!
You have disconnected.

[Voodoo Chick]

Well......that was different....I dunno, this seems to have the potential to locate a LOT of weirdos!!!

[johnny--2k]

yeah, but that's the beauty of it being totally anonymous!

[Voodoo Chick]

I'll probably try it out later when I have nothing to do!!

[moels]

They should rename it to pedophilecentral

[johnny--2k]

Hahaha......

[URLOZIN]

wow. thats pretty funny

[pOrk]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: liquid pizza
Stranger: hey.
You: hi
Stranger: liquid pizza? sounds gross.
You: Indeed, I plan to make millions with my liquid pizza invention
Stranger: oh really?
Stranger: how?
You: Going to sell to asia
Stranger: will they buy it?
You: they will love it, can mix with rice for sanfrancisco treat
Stranger: wooo.
You have disconnected.

[pOrk]

1 more

Stranger: yoo
You: como estas
Stranger: bien y tu
You: asi asi
You: thats all I got
Stranger: same
Stranger: hahahah
You: niiice

[1320PNY]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm horny

You: Sorry.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[URLOZIN]

lol^^^:rolf

[johnny--2k]

hahaha.....nice!!

[wikked]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Quick: Make a first impression! Prove that you're interesting.
You: bye
Stranger: That's new, -laughs-

[wikked]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[wikked]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: But I am a beautiful woman
Stranger: So does that make me prettier?
You: I have my doubts... there are no women on the internet.
Stranger: That is true, but there is one for evert 1000000000000000000000000,000000000000000000000000 0000,0000000000 men
Stranger: that is a new number scheme.
You: and that one, is really a 65yr old man pretending to be 14.
Stranger: It is how numbers are counted in Islam
Stranger: Tru
Stranger: tru
You: I think the burden of proof is in your hands.
Stranger: Its all good though, you gots to get that ***** in real life
Stranger: Ya digg? Like, internet poon tang isn't good. Its not tangible.
You: it's very tangible.
Stranger: In your hand. lololololol
You: no way... you just ask them "hey bitch, where you at?" and bam..... tangible.
Stranger: But that isn't physical
You: it is when you arrive at their bedroom window.
Stranger: Tangible = something you can physically touch
You: whether they know it or not.
Stranger: Word. Word.
Stranger: So on a level of 1-10 what is your geekiness?
You: but don't lick the window right away, wait til they see you, so you can forever record the horrified look on their face.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BigSnailBuick]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl asl asl lol
Stranger: why the lol at the end lol
You: im just gettin a kick outta this site
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: 19/m/california
Stranger: u?
You: 24/m/wisconsin
You: my cows are more happy..you guys lie : D
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

[URLOZIN]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl asl asl lol
Stranger: why the lol at the end lol
You: im just gettin a kick outta this site
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: 19/m/california
Stranger: u?
You: 24/m/wisconsin
You: my cows are more happy..you guys lie : D
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.
haha. That's funny. I'm gunna have to try this.

[johnny--2k]

hahaha....awesome....

one more:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: booo
Stranger: i am a 43 year old father
Stranger: mia
Stranger: mia
You: im a 26 year old brother
Stranger: is that you?
Stranger: mia
You: no not mia
Stranger: mia johnson
You: nope, bob smith
Stranger: where is this chatter?
You: in another world
Stranger: BULL SHIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: hahah...
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you into katz?
You: the play or the animal?

Stranger: both
Stranger: mia
Stranger: seriously is this you
Stranger: jesus has cometh for thee
You: never seen the play father. allergic to the animal
Stranger: but do you like cats
You: haha....cometh hither then
Stranger: yes!
You: no!
Stranger: where are you?
You: at work
You: you?
Stranger: where?
You: in my office
Stranger: do you work
Stranger: where
You: a dealership in wisconsin\
Stranger: bull shit
Stranger: mia
You: not bull shit
You: cat shit
Stranger: whats my name
You: jim?
Stranger: yeahhhh
Stranger: no
Stranger: mia
You: mia?
Stranger: yes
You: haha....
Stranger: nome
You: where are you
Stranger: tell me a secret master of darkness
You: i love lamp
You: it takes away the darkness
Stranger: MIAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: MIA


Stranger: its you
Stranger: just reveal your true identity
You: BOB
Stranger: NEVER


Stranger: you will never win
You: who are we really though?
You: we are all the same inside
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: mia
You: it's just a shell to survive in this ridiculous place we call a world
Stranger: dead birds
You: no good.....
Stranger: dead birds all around
You: i like em alive
You: i once bit the head off a bat
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: tell me more
You: it was nasty
You: green shit came out of it's ass
Stranger: hey
You: is for horses
Stranger: yeahhhhh
Stranger: thats what da bitch said
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: tell me more of yur journeyz
You: i once was a crack head
Stranger: tell me moe
You: that's some crazy stuff right there
Stranger: i am intrigued
Stranger: very itrigued
You: ever suck dick for crack?
You: now that's an addiction!
You: haha....
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: hahah...
You: this shit is great
Stranger: yes ir is
Stranger: mIA
Stranger: MIA


Stranger: mia
Stranger: i knwo its you
Stranger: reveal your sources
You: fbi
You: and cia
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: master
You: looks like mia
You: without the m
You: cia
You: haha....
Stranger: LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: i did lick a camels ass in egypt once
Stranger: excellent
You: that was gross
You: tasted like shit
You: literally~!
You: but then i rode it around the pyramids....that was fun
Stranger: hahhaha
You: until the sand storm
You: then it sucked
Stranger: uh oh!
You: yeah, now i have sand in my crotch
Stranger: lolz
You: that's why my friends call me Sandy McCrothcinson
You: haha
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: call me
Stranger: NOW
You: i cant.
Stranger: oh really
You: no phone
Stranger: no hands?
You: nope. im typing with my nose
Stranger: i am an amputee and an american
You: an alligator bit off my hands when i was saving the small boy at the zoo
You: he calls me stumpy
Stranger: WOW you must be so heroic
You: meh, not really.
Stranger: meh
You: yeah, meh
Stranger: meh
You: like the aflac commercial with the goat....meh meh meh.....aflac!
Stranger: you like dogs?
You: sort of, allergic to those too though
Stranger: weakling
You: haha, no, just bad genetics
Stranger: LOLz
Stranger: you are just 2 funi
You: my parents screwed me in that department!'
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: man you should do stand up
Stranger: like that dude
Stranger: DANE COOK
You: haha...
You: shoes, no no no....fuck shoes!
Stranger: hahah
You: dane is great!
Stranger: man i am LOLzing right now
You: haha....i'm glad i couldbe of service
Stranger: yeah you culd get paid for this sh*t
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: hey u into god?
You: so, you say american....where are you from then
You: yes, i'm christian
Stranger: you tell me?
You: i dont know. i dont see any dialect coming through your typing....
You: mate?
You: bloody hell?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Voodoo Chick]

I still haven't tried this yet.......

[TraceDaddy]

I still haven't tried this yet.......

Me neither. Let's try NOW! GO. GO. GO.

:D

[TraceDaddy]

This is fun. :)

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Ummm. Uh... Hi.

Stranger: hi

You: You're a quick one.

Stranger: hehe

You: I think there are drugs that can help that.

Stranger: help what

Stranger: drugs? are you kiding ?

You: Being too quick. You can also think about baseball. Especially bad baseball.

Stranger: frankly speaking, i am not that what you said

You: Frankly. You have testimonials?

Stranger: none

You: Damn. I always get them to put it down in writing. It's all about networking.

Stranger: why do you mention it

Stranger: you mean you are a teacher?

You: Just saying. I barely finished typing "Hi" and you responded. You're quite the "Johnny on the Spot"

You: I got skills.

Stranger: I think it is very common for that.

You: Really? I'm just doing this for a car forum I belong to. They said it was entertaining. Is it?

Stranger: Exactly, it is not only for entertainment,but also for personal mental promblems.

You: Really? I make a practice of making my mental problems public. It's unfortunate and has gotten quite costly.

Stranger: Here, I mention the mental promblems only refer to everybody'sloneliness.

You: I got you though man. I got you. Wanna grab a triple venti vanilla soy 140' chai" visualize a venti cup with five pumps of vanilla, five of chai, three shots, hot water, and soy at 140'

Stranger: quite right

Stranger: I have to eat something

Stranger: bye

You: :) Hava good night.

[TraceDaddy]

Sorry. I can't give you the full transcripts as Chenjija nd I must keep a few things private. Announcements will be made later.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: This place is amazing.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I agree with you

Stranger: haha,Where are you from?

You: I'm not sure about that.

Stranger: ?Why?

You: WI. You?

You: I can't believe how slow people can be.

Stranger: You should answer my question first

You: WI = Wisconsin

Stranger: I have not heard of this place is in the U.S.?

You: Ummm. Yes. So where are U??

Stranger: You guess?

Stranger: Do you have MSN?

You: You are a 14 yr old school girl from Russia who will do ANYTHING to come to America.

Stranger: NO,

Stranger: I'm 19

Stranger: A Freshmen

Stranger: and you?

You: Funny. And I'm 26 with a washbaord stomache and 32 inch biceps. Angolina Jolie speaks very highly of me. :)

Stranger: Ah?

You: You type very good English.

Stranger: haha,thanks

You: For a Russian.

You: And a freshman.

Stranger: NONONO

Stranger: You are wrong

You: Not a Russian or not a Freshman.

Stranger: haha,I'm a chinese girl and a Freshman.

You: Damn. I knew it.

Stranger: haha,What is your profession?

Stranger: ?

You: I'm a computer guy. But I love cars. You don't drive one of those Smart cars do you? You drive genuine Chinese muscle don't you? Say Yes.

Stranger: haha,I do not have cars, I am a student in China, students are rarely drive.

Stranger: It is now your home during the day or night?

You: Night. Jay Leno is into his monolog. So it's day there. Shouldn't you be in school?

Stranger: yes,I'm in school,We are live in school

Stranger: and now,I have Internet in my quarters

You: Hey!!! Well "Hi" everybody!!

Stranger: Why?

You: Sorry. Thought I was in class with you. :)

Stranger: I just feel that this site very interesting

Stranger: really?

You: You said we were "Live" in school. Thought maybe I was the class project. :)

Stranger: aha,There is a gap between us

Stranger: sorry,What I mean is that I live in student hostels

You: Yup. About 12 thousand miles. What are you doing for lunch.

You: Been there. They call it dorms here.

Stranger: oh,yes ,I have a poor English

Stranger: DId you have you lunch?

Stranger: DId you have your lunch?

You: Ha!!!! Poor English. Right. Ask me how to say "Hello" in Chinese. I won't go there.

You: Yes. Turkey on Wheat with a stawberry yogurt. You?

Stranger: some Chinese food, rice, fried tomatoes, and others.

You: 這是樂趣。 真正地。

Stranger: 什么意思/

Stranger: ?

Stranger: You are Chinese?

You: Nope. Haven't got a clue. I found a translater online.

[udlose98]

LOL!!!! this is great.....


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: youren
You: urin
Stranger: a
You: vagina
Stranger: who
You: was
Stranger: 逼？
Stranger: 作爱？
You: chicken fry rice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[udlose98]

god damnit, now i cant stop

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 哪里人
You: yes
You: 4 actually
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[udlose98]

ok last one

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: have we met before?
You: i think we may have talked already
Stranger: maybe
You: thats what the last person said
You: are you the last person?
Stranger: no
You: good, she was a real bitch
Stranger: why
You: just going on and on about how China is so much better than the US
You: its like hey, im not here to compare our countries
Stranger: do u hate china
You: no
You: im down with china

[GTSLOW]

Men talking to each other in a private chat room = :sgay

[johnny--2k]

hahah.....nice!

[srt4eh]

this is friggin great....now i know how to waste time :)