Shamwow pitchman arrested assault of a prostitute

[Got Boost]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html :banana1:

[Voodoo Chick]

Holy sh*t.....I wonder if he said to her "you're gonna love my nuts" first.....(this will only make sense if you saw his "slap-chop" commercial.....) :rolf

[srt4eh]

freakin internet filter wouldn't let me go to that site...anyways...sounds hillarious

[lordairgtar]

You'd think Miami hookers would have better standards.

[Russ Jerome]

freakin internet filter wouldn't let me go to that site...anyways...sounds hillarious

It has his goofy face posted next to story:

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95

He looks like a "john" for southbeach!

[Russ Jerome]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092inside1.jpg

My work filter is'nt stopping me today :)

[88Nightmare]

you look at his pictures? The guy looks like pure shit. Make up and TV cameras do wonders. When seen on TV, I thought the guy was late 20s or early 30's but the pictures on there make him look wayyyyy older then 44. What an assclown

[lordairgtar]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092inside1.jpg

My work filter is'nt stopping me today :)
What's with the kewpie doll hair do?

[SmokinRAM114]

NWS language

vm03Dgu_yXA

[84hurst]

haha awesome! he is so f*cking annoying!

[1320PNY]

Look how it absorbes all the blood from my severed tongue...a must for hookers!

[Car Guy]

Billy Mays is having a 'going away' party for Vince tonight.....:rolf



you look at his pictures? The guy looks like pure shit. Make up and TV cameras do wonders. When seen on TV, I thought the guy was late 20s or early 30's but the pictures on there make him look wayyyyy older then 44. What an assclown

:wstupid

[Reverend Cooper]

youll love my nuts,I guess she didn't

[Silver86]

some pictures i found.

http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/119011/LULZ/shamwtf.jpg

http://i339.photobucket.com/albums/n463/DavidHolmesIII/00000000vince.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/shambeavis.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e55/Staticguitar313/Funny%20Pitctures%20From%20Web/1226312396988.jpg

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e55/Staticguitar313/Funny%20Pitctures%20From%20Web/1226311873572.jpg

[Lash]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYijyWMAjo

[URLOZIN]

Man that's funny

[moels]

From wikipedia :
On February 7, 2009, Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute.

Why are we just hearing about it now I wonder?

[Holeshot]

Thats to damn funny.

[Voodoo Chick]

He does have a crazy look to him, though....I can't say this really surprises me.

[srt4eh]

lol....thats too funny - thanks russ

[Troutman]

you look at his pictures? The guy looks like pure shit. Make up and TV cameras do wonders. When seen on TV, I thought the guy was late 20s or early 30's but the pictures on there make him look wayyyyy older then 44. What an assclown


i was thinking the exact same thing

[94greenbandit]

I always thought he was a weirdo

[nismodave]

Damn!!!

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg

[claimsman]

Bet his Shamwow didn't clean that shit up

[Voodoo Chick]

Holy hell............he looks like a homeless wino..........

[animal]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1awm.jpg

He totally looks like the green-goblin guy:

http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/eon/images/defoe1.jpg

Maybe Vince just had a run-in with spiderman.

Or maybe Billy mays hired the hooker to bite vince's tongue out to end his pitchman days. Well thats the rumor anyway.

[badass88gt]

Who the hell tries to kiss a hooker???

Serves him right.

[animal]

Actually looks even closer when you flip the other one around hehe.

http://www.pissmeoff.info/pics/a.jpg

[badass88gt]

Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini......