View Full Version : Do you stand or sit?
Mr Twigbert
03-23-2009, 11:30 AM
Us guys got talking the other day in the locker room.. And this kinda goes hand & hand w/ the pissing topic..
Do you stand or sit to wipe?
2 of 6 guys said they stand?!?!?!?!?!
Stand to wipe? WTF! :rolf:loser:rolf:loser
One guy said he even does the 'Captain Morgan' method w/ one foot on the bowl..
http://devilgraphics.com/captain-morgan/CaptainMorgan2.jpg
Smokey1226
03-23-2009, 11:31 AM
lmao, Which brings me to my next point "Cocaine is a helluva drug"
Waver
03-23-2009, 11:33 AM
wtf......are we bored Sean?
Mr Twigbert
03-23-2009, 11:34 AM
wtf......are we bored Sean?
I could give you some big, technical answer, but I won't..
.............Yes............
Car Guy
03-23-2009, 11:37 AM
Oh God here we go again, however, this topic should be coupled with the question of.....
In which direction do you wipe; front to back OR back to front...??? :wooo
Waver
03-23-2009, 11:38 AM
best thread eva!
Crawlin
03-23-2009, 11:40 AM
lmao, which brings me to my next point "cocaine is a helluva drug"
lmao!~
Mr Twigbert
03-23-2009, 11:41 AM
Oh God here we go again, however, this topic should be coupled with the question of.....
In which direction do you wipe; front to back OR back to front...??? :wooo
That's a no brainer.. If you go back to front you will get chit all over your balls..
Which, isn't a bad thing but not something I care to have on my boys..
michelle
03-23-2009, 11:44 AM
Oh wow. You guys are crazy.
Car Guy
03-23-2009, 11:49 AM
That's a no brainer.. If you go back to front you will get chit all over your balls..
Which, isn't a bad thing but not something I care to have on my boys..
You would think that it'd be a no brainer but that's how a friend of mine was taught to do it since day one, and it's still how he does it to this day! I couldn't believe it myself and thought that common sense would have eventually stepped in but that hasn’t happened yet.....:rolleyes: :chair:
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That_Guy
03-23-2009, 11:57 AM
That's a no brainer.. If you go back to front you will get chit all over your balls..
Which, isn't a bad thing but not something I care to have on my boys..
QFT...
i walked in on a female who was standing and wiping once that was weird not that i walked in while she was doing her business but that fact that she was standing... :rolf
michelle
03-23-2009, 11:58 AM
QFT...
i walked in on a female who was standing and wiping once that was weird not that i walked in while she was doing her business but that fact that she was standing... :rolf
Are you positive on the female part?
Waver
03-23-2009, 11:59 AM
god I want to say somthing right now...........restraint Nick, restraint....lol
thanks justin for that comment in the other thread....
Waver
03-23-2009, 11:59 AM
Are you positive on the female part?
once again, RESTRAINT!!!!!!!!!
juicedimpss
03-23-2009, 12:00 PM
QFT...
i walked in on a female who was standing and wiping once that was weird not that i walked in while she was doing her business but that fact that she was standing... :rolf
what was her name,i might know of her
:rolf
Waver
03-23-2009, 12:01 PM
what was her name,i might know of her
:rolf
his/her......I think we all know........
That_Guy
03-23-2009, 12:07 PM
Are you positive on the female part?
1000% sure it was a chick.. it was at a house party in madison..
07ROUSHSTG3
03-23-2009, 12:16 PM
i stand. don't do the captain morgan thing unless i encounter a problem, LOL. interesting, i thought everyone stood?!?!?!? learned something new.
juicedimpss
03-23-2009, 12:22 PM
1000% sure it was a chick.. it was at a house party in madison..
just because the chick parts were there,doesnt mean they were stock.
:wow
Waver
03-23-2009, 12:25 PM
I poop too much......
Voodoo Chick
03-23-2009, 12:26 PM
Oh wow. You guys are crazy.
X's 2.......WTF?????
no_slow_svt
03-23-2009, 12:48 PM
wow, a whole Tread of WTF....awesome!!
Holeshot
03-23-2009, 01:38 PM
That all depends if I am getting a blumpkin or not.
PureSound15
03-23-2009, 01:45 PM
just because the chick parts were there,doesnt mean they were stock.
:wow
aka Halfbreed?
British_Ben
03-23-2009, 03:13 PM
just because the chick parts were there,doesnt mean they were stock.
:wow
:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf
SlowStee
03-23-2009, 05:20 PM
all I'm gonna say, Is I get crazy with it.
Poncho
03-23-2009, 05:37 PM
his/her......I think we all know........
I dunno there's a few of us running around w/ the queers. That reminds me, I swear I say you @ La Cage on new years, same Vanilla Ice Hair, same vanilla ice earrings.
PureSound15
03-23-2009, 05:38 PM
I dunno there's a few of us running around w/ the queers. That reminds me, I swear I say you @ La Cage on new years, same Vanilla Ice Hair, same vanilla ice earrings.
So.... sit?
Poncho
03-23-2009, 05:43 PM
So.... sit?
werd
Reverend Cooper
03-23-2009, 06:55 PM
prolly hard to get that cake doughnut outta your butthole sitting,I can see why you coppers stand
95 TA - The Beast
03-23-2009, 09:32 PM
This subject is just... umm... errr... Wow...
Here is something to ponder tho... What would you do if you had shoulder surgery on the arm you use?
And then you can't use that arm for at least 4-5 weeks, and then after that the 'reach' is impared for 4-6 months?
Yeah... Yeah... WAYYY too much personal experience on this one... :durr
Rocket Power
03-23-2009, 10:19 PM
7 standers? Freaks:rolf
Car Guy
03-23-2009, 10:33 PM
Here is something to ponder tho... What would you do if you had shoulder surgery on the arm you use?
And then you can't use that arm for at least 4-5 weeks, and then after that the 'reach' is impared for 4-6 months?
Problem SOLVED...!!! :thumbsup
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Bidet2_89.jpg
Flicktitty
03-23-2009, 10:37 PM
i wipe it on Liz's t-shirt she leaves in the bathroom.
Holeshot
03-23-2009, 10:38 PM
i wipe it on Liz's t-shirt she leaves in the bathroom.
:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf
LIZMO
03-23-2009, 10:42 PM
gross nick. he stands lol
Holeshot
03-23-2009, 10:43 PM
gross nick. he stands lol
:rolf:rolf:rolf Nick got Owned :banana1:
Flicktitty
03-23-2009, 10:49 PM
gross nick. he stands lol
you stand to piss. :goof
LIZMO
03-23-2009, 10:51 PM
hahahah DO NOT! if i did it would be like all over the place. lol
hahahah DO NOT! if i did it would be like all over the place. lol
Do it, then youtube it.
lordairgtar
03-24-2009, 12:44 AM
Problem SOLVED...!!! :thumbsup
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Bidet2_89.jpg
I don't think I would like being shot with a stream of water, especially if it's cold...and where is the seat?
Bidet's are usually seat less to accommodate for the several different washing positions.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
What about the people who don't wipe?
I use the three seashells.
SIT N LEAN
http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/cat-turd.gif
SlowStee
03-24-2009, 02:17 PM
Problem SOLVED...!!! :thumbsup
http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/Bidet2_89.jpg
Ive tried one of those once!! its crazy cool!
Steadyasshegoes
03-26-2009, 09:52 PM
What about the people who don't wipe?
I use the three seashells.
The damn three seashells. lol Sly never did get the hang of those damn things!!!
OxmanWI
03-27-2009, 10:16 AM
I stand, can get more of a wipe with good squat and spread.
BigSnailBuick
03-29-2009, 01:53 PM
This is news to me i didnt know anyone stood to wipe :confused I guess I just dont see the reasoning behind standing when your ass is cracked perfectly for teh wipe while sitting :rolf
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