View Full Version : Are you a messy pisser?
This is mainly aimred toward the men, but women feel free to contribute (maybe when you pee it runs down your butt-cheek?)
I know some guys have dicks that spray everywhere. Sometimes we will sleep odd and our dicks will be pressed against something and the hole just sprays all over when we piss in the morning.
Some are naturally two-streamers. Some maybe more. I know it's happened to me.
I hate when I get the shivers mid-piss because I end up pissing everywhere. Like a foot off from my main target. It's horrible.
Silver86
03-20-2009, 02:19 PM
heh... well this is an odd thread...
im actually pretty controlled when pissing... unless im drunk... :rolf
88Nightmare
03-20-2009, 02:22 PM
well considering a stream of piss is an estimated 1cm wide, and a toilet bowl is what, 18" wide.... im pretty sure its an easy target
Feature Pony
03-20-2009, 02:49 PM
well considering a stream of piss is an estimated 1cm wide, and a toilet bowl is what, 18" wide.... im pretty sure its an easy target
try hitting it after 7 long island ice teas. Its hard trying to stand and pee while hitting the toliet. I just say fu(k it and piss everywhere when I'm drunk:headbang
deuceWI
03-20-2009, 02:57 PM
:rolf
At work I've noticed that many people have a hard time keeping it all in the urinal. There's plenty of dribbling drips, but somehow piss gets on top too? :stare
Personally I've never found it too challenging to take a leak unless I'm drunk, but even then a toilet, urinal, bush, or tree is not a hard target to hit.
lilws6
03-20-2009, 02:57 PM
i kno when i get up it usually comes as a 2 streamer
Rocket Power
03-20-2009, 03:08 PM
Don't let chicks off the hook with the "hover" in the porta potties, they can make a mess too:rolf
Cryptic
03-20-2009, 03:09 PM
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Feature Pony
03-20-2009, 03:13 PM
it gets in weird places because of the shaking to get rid of the dribble
badass88gt
03-20-2009, 03:16 PM
Sometimes I like to hold my thumb over the end and pretend I'm holding a garden hose.
animal
03-20-2009, 03:38 PM
Just piss in the shower, then you dont have to aim ;)
But don't forget trying to piss with morning wood. That makes it pretty fucking difficult lol.
ND4SPD
03-20-2009, 03:43 PM
i kno when i get up it usually comes as a 2 streamer
Man I hate that! If one stream is in the toilet, the other's on the wall, and if you aim that one in, then the other's on the floor... you just can't win!:rolf
I avoid the embarrassment of missing altogether and just piss right on the floor. Thats where I aimed, so its REAL hard to miss
lordairgtar
03-20-2009, 04:09 PM
That first morning piss is a power piss. The back splash sucks.
1320PNY
03-20-2009, 04:12 PM
I haven't gone as far as putting a scope on it, but mine's a precision instrument. I'm like a sniper in action...aim, exhale, light pressure and bam...right on target.
1BadBytch
03-20-2009, 04:12 PM
omg ...:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf
never knew the male gender had such complications when takin a piss
lordairgtar
03-20-2009, 04:23 PM
Yeah, it's very complicated. We have to attend special piss school when we are about two years of age. The downside is, we forget how to place the seat down.:rolf
Voodoo Chick
03-20-2009, 04:23 PM
omg ...:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf
never knew the male gender had such complications when takin a piss
LOL, I know!! Woulda thought they had an easy time of it!!!! :rolf:rolf
Who wants a golden shower to see the man-organ in action?
badass88gt
03-20-2009, 04:29 PM
You ladies obviously have never seen The Hot Chick.....
Voodoo Chick
03-20-2009, 04:41 PM
I have gone into ladies' rooms that the seats are all pissed on, so I think some women pee like lawn-sprinklers, too.
Car Guy
03-20-2009, 04:51 PM
WOW I am speechless...!!! :stare
First off I can't believe that this thread has been started, but secondly, that people are this candid about their pissing......:eek:
michelle
03-20-2009, 05:16 PM
I'm so glad I never had brothers growing up.
1BadBytch
03-20-2009, 06:15 PM
You ladies obviously have never seen The Hot Chick.....
is that a porno?
i mean .. come on now guys .. if u cant aim it in a toliet bowl that large .. how good could u possibly be aiming it in anything else??:rolf wow.
1BadBytch
03-20-2009, 06:15 PM
I have gone into ladies' rooms that the seats are all pissed on, so I think some women pee like lawn-sprinklers, too.
:rolf
badass88gt
03-20-2009, 06:45 PM
is that a porno?
i mean .. come on now guys .. if u cant aim it in a toliet bowl that large .. how good could u possibly be aiming it in anything else??:rolf wow.
No, its a hilarious movie. Rob Schneider.
http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/hot_chick.jpg
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008K7AM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
T-Bag
03-20-2009, 07:13 PM
Quit beating the meat every night and you wouldn't have the multiple stream problem
awsomeears
03-20-2009, 08:00 PM
Actually the other day I wanted to make this post as a joke but in all seriousness, I woke up and pissed every where and had to take control of it like a fire hose. I Laughed my ass off and went back to bed.
Its one of those thing when it happens you think to yourself " this has to happen to others "
LOL !!!
Holeshot
03-20-2009, 08:05 PM
Well if you cant hit the toilet piss in the sink or just sit your ass down.
awsomeears
03-20-2009, 09:19 PM
Well if you cant hit the toilet piss in the sink or just sit your ass down.
I usually do that when I randomly wake up at 4 am in a daze :rolf or so shit faced I have to sit :rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf
Ricky Bobby
03-20-2009, 11:30 PM
I usually do that when I randomly wake up at 4 am in a daze :rolf or so shit faced I have to sit :rolf:rolf:rolf:rolfx2 :rolf
Reverend Cooper
03-20-2009, 11:35 PM
I don't know how all the people in this thread have a hard time peeing in the toilet,all of you sit when you pee.
Smokey1226
03-20-2009, 11:40 PM
I'm so glad I never had brothers growing up.
When it hangs into bowl while standing, its kinda hard to miss! :D
I have never sat down to piss in my life. even while potty training
Reverend Cooper
03-20-2009, 11:53 PM
^ liar
Never on purpose or by choice then :D
URLOZIN
03-21-2009, 12:20 AM
How do you explain shit on the walls of Bathrooms or somewhere else other then the toilet bowl? I used to travel alot and had to use a lot of gas station bathrooms. I can't figure that one out.lol
massively pressurized explosive diarrhea
Rocket Power
03-21-2009, 12:43 AM
How do you explain shit on the walls of Bathrooms or somewhere else other then the toilet bowl? I used to travel alot and had to use a lot of gas station bathrooms. I can't figure that one out.lolWaited 10 seconds too long to stop and go:rolf
letsrunem
03-21-2009, 03:25 AM
massively pressurized explosive diarrhea
LOL LOL There's shit EVERYWHERE!! (guess the movie)
im actually pretty controlled when pissing...
Sitting down is nothing to brag about! :goof
michelle
03-21-2009, 07:43 AM
When it hangs into bowl while standing, its kinda hard to miss! :D
I like how you quote what I said.....
awsomeears
03-21-2009, 07:50 AM
I don't know how all the people in this thread have a hard time peeing in the toilet,all of you sit when you pee.
LMAO :rolf
OxmanWI
03-21-2009, 09:24 AM
Nice thread, I'm rooming with 30 some other guys in a fire house, and let me tell ya there's piss everywhere! haha!
deuceWI
03-22-2009, 06:30 PM
My mission at work today has been to blast all the color out of the urinal cakes.
That_Guy
03-22-2009, 08:16 PM
im on a weight restriction because i have a bad back so i cant lift anything over 50lbs so i typically leave it to somebody else to deal with the beast.
im on a weight restriction because i have a bad back so i cant lift anything over 50lbs so i typically leave it to somebody else to deal with the beast.
Gayer then a Cobalt, no lie :loser :rolf
That_Guy
03-22-2009, 08:19 PM
Gayer then a Cobalt, no lie :loser :rolf
hahaha
michelle
03-22-2009, 08:19 PM
Gayer then a Cobalt, no lie :loser :rolf
Wait, that's possible?
Car Guy
03-22-2009, 08:21 PM
Yes Michelle, I believe it's called an Aveo......:goof :rolf
Gay Scale
Cobalt = Aveo w/ AC
Cobalt > Aveo
That_Guy
03-22-2009, 08:48 PM
Gay Scale
Cobalt = Aveo w/ AC
Cobalt > Aveo
aveo=geometro
cobalt= cavi...
lordairgtar
03-22-2009, 11:35 PM
Cobalt = Cavalier = Citation
aveo=geometro
aveo = daewoo
Smokey1226
03-23-2009, 12:27 AM
Cobalt = Cavalier = Citation
aveo=geometro
cobalt= cavi...
Gay Scale
Cobalt = Aveo w/ AC
Cobalt > Aveo
aveo = daewoo
Isn't math fun!
That_Guy
03-23-2009, 07:34 AM
aveo = daewoo
hahahahahaha:rolf
Car Guy
03-23-2009, 10:51 AM
Forget the Cobalt debate, I'm still perplexed by this 'two-stream' thing.....:stare
ive two-streamed before. Sometimes its like a clogged nozzle and shit just goes in all directions. Sometimes it just falls out like the urethra grew to 8cm or something. lol
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