Are you a messy pisser?

[Nick]

This is mainly aimred toward the men, but women feel free to contribute (maybe when you pee it runs down your butt-cheek?)

I know some guys have dicks that spray everywhere. Sometimes we will sleep odd and our dicks will be pressed against something and the hole just sprays all over when we piss in the morning.

Some are naturally two-streamers. Some maybe more. I know it's happened to me.

I hate when I get the shivers mid-piss because I end up pissing everywhere. Like a foot off from my main target. It's horrible.

[Silver86]

heh... well this is an odd thread...

im actually pretty controlled when pissing... unless im drunk... :rolf

[88Nightmare]

well considering a stream of piss is an estimated 1cm wide, and a toilet bowl is what, 18" wide.... im pretty sure its an easy target

[Feature Pony]

well considering a stream of piss is an estimated 1cm wide, and a toilet bowl is what, 18" wide.... im pretty sure its an easy target

try hitting it after 7 long island ice teas. Its hard trying to stand and pee while hitting the toliet. I just say fu(k it and piss everywhere when I'm drunk:headbang

[deuceWI]

:rolf

At work I've noticed that many people have a hard time keeping it all in the urinal. There's plenty of dribbling drips, but somehow piss gets on top too? :stare

Personally I've never found it too challenging to take a leak unless I'm drunk, but even then a toilet, urinal, bush, or tree is not a hard target to hit.

[lilws6]

i kno when i get up it usually comes as a 2 streamer

[Rocket Power]

Don't let chicks off the hook with the "hover" in the porta potties, they can make a mess too:rolf

[Cryptic]

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[Feature Pony]

it gets in weird places because of the shaking to get rid of the dribble

[badass88gt]

Sometimes I like to hold my thumb over the end and pretend I'm holding a garden hose.

[animal]

Just piss in the shower, then you dont have to aim ;)

But don't forget trying to piss with morning wood. That makes it pretty fucking difficult lol.

[ND4SPD]

i kno when i get up it usually comes as a 2 streamer

Man I hate that! If one stream is in the toilet, the other's on the wall, and if you aim that one in, then the other's on the floor... you just can't win!:rolf

[pOrk]

I avoid the embarrassment of missing altogether and just piss right on the floor. Thats where I aimed, so its REAL hard to miss

[lordairgtar]

That first morning piss is a power piss. The back splash sucks.

[1320PNY]

I haven't gone as far as putting a scope on it, but mine's a precision instrument. I'm like a sniper in action...aim, exhale, light pressure and bam...right on target.

[1BadBytch]

omg ...:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

never knew the male gender had such complications when takin a piss

[lordairgtar]

Yeah, it's very complicated. We have to attend special piss school when we are about two years of age. The downside is, we forget how to place the seat down.:rolf

[Voodoo Chick]

omg ...:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

never knew the male gender had such complications when takin a piss

LOL, I know!! Woulda thought they had an easy time of it!!!! :rolf:rolf

[pOrk]

Who wants a golden shower to see the man-organ in action?

[badass88gt]

You ladies obviously have never seen The Hot Chick.....

[Voodoo Chick]

I have gone into ladies' rooms that the seats are all pissed on, so I think some women pee like lawn-sprinklers, too.

[Car Guy]

WOW I am speechless...!!! :stare


First off I can't believe that this thread has been started, but secondly, that people are this candid about their pissing......:eek:

[michelle]

I'm so glad I never had brothers growing up.

[1BadBytch]

You ladies obviously have never seen The Hot Chick.....

is that a porno?

i mean .. come on now guys .. if u cant aim it in a toliet bowl that large .. how good could u possibly be aiming it in anything else??:rolf wow.

[1BadBytch]

I have gone into ladies' rooms that the seats are all pissed on, so I think some women pee like lawn-sprinklers, too.

:rolf

[badass88gt]

is that a porno?

i mean .. come on now guys .. if u cant aim it in a toliet bowl that large .. how good could u possibly be aiming it in anything else??:rolf wow.

No, its a hilarious movie. Rob Schneider.

http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/hot_chick.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008K7AM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[T-Bag]

Quit beating the meat every night and you wouldn't have the multiple stream problem

[awsomeears]

Actually the other day I wanted to make this post as a joke but in all seriousness, I woke up and pissed every where and had to take control of it like a fire hose. I Laughed my ass off and went back to bed.

Its one of those thing when it happens you think to yourself " this has to happen to others "

LOL !!!

[Holeshot]

Well if you cant hit the toilet piss in the sink or just sit your ass down.

[awsomeears]

Well if you cant hit the toilet piss in the sink or just sit your ass down.

I usually do that when I randomly wake up at 4 am in a daze :rolf or so shit faced I have to sit :rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

[Ricky Bobby]

I usually do that when I randomly wake up at 4 am in a daze :rolf or so shit faced I have to sit :rolf:rolf:rolf:rolfx2 :rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

I don't know how all the people in this thread have a hard time peeing in the toilet,all of you sit when you pee.

[Smokey1226]

I'm so glad I never had brothers growing up.
When it hangs into bowl while standing, its kinda hard to miss! :D

[Nick]

I have never sat down to piss in my life. even while potty training

[Reverend Cooper]

^ liar

[Nick]

Never on purpose or by choice then :D

[URLOZIN]

How do you explain shit on the walls of Bathrooms or somewhere else other then the toilet bowl? I used to travel alot and had to use a lot of gas station bathrooms. I can't figure that one out.lol

[Nick]

massively pressurized explosive diarrhea

[Rocket Power]

How do you explain shit on the walls of Bathrooms or somewhere else other then the toilet bowl? I used to travel alot and had to use a lot of gas station bathrooms. I can't figure that one out.lolWaited 10 seconds too long to stop and go:rolf

[letsrunem]

massively pressurized explosive diarrhea

LOL LOL There's shit EVERYWHERE!! (guess the movie)

[Al]

im actually pretty controlled when pissing...

Sitting down is nothing to brag about! :goof

[michelle]

When it hangs into bowl while standing, its kinda hard to miss! :D

I like how you quote what I said.....

[awsomeears]

I don't know how all the people in this thread have a hard time peeing in the toilet,all of you sit when you pee.

LMAO :rolf

[OxmanWI]

Nice thread, I'm rooming with 30 some other guys in a fire house, and let me tell ya there's piss everywhere! haha!

[deuceWI]

My mission at work today has been to blast all the color out of the urinal cakes.

[That_Guy]

im on a weight restriction because i have a bad back so i cant lift anything over 50lbs so i typically leave it to somebody else to deal with the beast.

[pOrk]

im on a weight restriction because i have a bad back so i cant lift anything over 50lbs so i typically leave it to somebody else to deal with the beast.

Gayer then a Cobalt, no lie :loser :rolf

[That_Guy]

Gayer then a Cobalt, no lie :loser :rolf

hahaha

[michelle]

Gayer then a Cobalt, no lie :loser :rolf

Wait, that's possible?

[Car Guy]

Yes Michelle, I believe it's called an Aveo......:goof :rolf

[pOrk]

Gay Scale

Cobalt = Aveo w/ AC

Cobalt > Aveo

[That_Guy]

Gay Scale

Cobalt = Aveo w/ AC

Cobalt > Aveo

aveo=geometro

cobalt= cavi...

[lordairgtar]

Cobalt = Cavalier = Citation

[Al]

aveo=geometro

aveo = daewoo

[Smokey1226]

Cobalt = Cavalier = Citation




aveo=geometro



cobalt= cavi...




Gay Scale



Cobalt = Aveo w/ AC



Cobalt > Aveo




aveo = daewoo




Isn't math fun!

[That_Guy]

aveo = daewoo

hahahahahaha:rolf

[Car Guy]

Forget the Cobalt debate, I'm still perplexed by this 'two-stream' thing.....:stare

[Nick]

ive two-streamed before. Sometimes its like a clogged nozzle and shit just goes in all directions. Sometimes it just falls out like the urethra grew to 8cm or something. lol