Voodoo Chick
03-20-2009, 03:04 AM
Two guys are at a bar, drinking heavily.....One guy really overdoes it, and pukes all over his suit....he says to his buddy, "Oh, man.....my wife, Jane, is gonna kill me....." His buddy says, "Hey, don't worry, man......just take a twenty outta your wallet, stick it in your breastpocket and tell your ol' lady that some drunk puked on you and gave you twenty bucks for the cleaning bill." So they stayed at the bar a while longer, getting drunker and drunker. Finally, the guy stumbles home, and Jane meets him at the door, madder than Hell, saying, "Look at you!! You reek of alcohol, and you puked all over yourself!! You're disgusting!!" Speaking very carefully, trying not to slur, the guy says, "Now wait a minute....I can explain everything......this guy got really drunk and puked on me, but at least he put this twenty bucks in my breastpocket for the cleaner's bill....." So, Jane looks in his breastpocket and says, "Oh really? Then why is there $40 in your pocket? what was the other $20 for?" And to this he replies......."Oh...yeah....I almost forgot.....he shit in my pants, too..." :stare