Korndogg
03-11-2009, 09:32 PM
The coach had put together the perfect team for the
Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the
Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a
ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone
scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he
spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly
incredible arm.20He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th
story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right
into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said
to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the
great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super
Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of
football, and when the coach asks him
what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his
mother..
"Mom," he says into the phone, " I just
won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim
woman says. "You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother,"
the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest
sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of
my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts.
"At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us.
The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were
beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have
to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get
raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to
Detroit !"
Detroit Lions. The only thing that was missing was a good
quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the
Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a
ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone
scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he
spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly
incredible arm.20He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th
story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right
into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said
to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the
great game of football. And the Lions go on to win the Super
Bowl. The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of
football, and when the coach asks him
what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his
mother..
"Mom," he says into the phone, " I just
won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim
woman says. "You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother,"
the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest
sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of
my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts.
"At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us.
The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were
beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have
to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get
raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
"I will never forgive you for making us move to
Detroit !"