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Want_Notch
03-10-2009, 09:52 AM
Its Chuck Norris's birthday today!

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-01/chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg
nismodave
03-10-2009, 10:24 AM
Chuck Norris didnt have to be there. He just had to to think about that rock, and it split.
moels
03-10-2009, 10:29 AM
Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete.

Happy Birthday to Chuck Norris!
-stew-
03-10-2009, 10:48 AM
There's no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Waver
03-10-2009, 10:51 AM
there is no such thing as an extinct species, only a small list of creatures that Chuck Norris let live
-stew-
03-10-2009, 11:08 AM
While sparring with Wolverine on the outer edges of the universe; Chuck Norris lost a testicle. this testicle is more commonly known by its scientific name: Jupiter.
Want_Notch
03-10-2009, 12:10 PM
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. The only problem is that he doesn't cry!
SSLEVO
03-10-2009, 12:16 PM
Lol, happy birthday to my hero in his V10 dodge truck :-P. The sad thing is i grew up watching that show, used to go up north a lot and we didn't have cable up there, haha.
Voodoo Chick
03-10-2009, 01:32 PM
Happy birthday, Chuck............
wikked
03-10-2009, 02:42 PM
Chuck Norris has a vagina, because he is a püssy :P
shoooo32
03-10-2009, 02:45 PM
chuck norris has a vagina, because he is a püssy :p

ban hammer...:goof
-stew-
03-10-2009, 03:14 PM
Chuck Norris has a vagina, because he is a püssy :P

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are seconds from your own death.
Holeshot
03-10-2009, 03:20 PM
I almost bought a Chuck Norris Tee shirt at Kohls Sunday. It was a 12 things you didn't know about Chuck.
DirtyMax
03-10-2009, 03:50 PM
I almost bought a Chuck Norris Tee shirt at Kohls Sunday. It was a 12 things you didn't know about Chuck.

I got that one as a gift last weekend... I could type them all out but I'm lazy.
70challenger452
03-10-2009, 03:55 PM
chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
Mudd Runner
03-10-2009, 05:42 PM
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep he waits
T-Bag
03-10-2009, 06:08 PM
Chuck norris jokes can die and burn in hell along with anyone who even mentions one

Including all of you

It was not funny 10 years ago, it is not funny now
Voodoo Chick
03-10-2009, 06:30 PM
^^ Party pooper. :(
xxsn0blindxx
03-10-2009, 06:33 PM
About a year before the Chuck Norris fact generator site was made, launching Chuck Norris back into popularity, I made a T-Shirt for a friend of mine down in LA with this picture on the front. It evolved from an inside joke between us. He said he got a lot of comments on it and I can't help but wonder if it was the inspiration for whoever made the site.

http://i335.photobucket.com/albums/m451/xxsn0blindxx/Junk/chuck.jpg?t=1236727704
Voodoo Chick
03-10-2009, 06:38 PM
^^Never know....maybe you inadvertantly started it all, lol!
LEWETHETIGER73
03-10-2009, 06:48 PM
So your to blame!!
DR.FORD
03-10-2009, 06:54 PM
Chuck norris jokes can die and burn in hell along with anyone who even mentions one

Including all of you

It was not funny 10 years ago, it is not funny now

The jokes ARE funny because of all martial artists in the movies and on TV, he is one of the few "Real Deals"
I met him at the '96 US Nationals when I competed- what a great down to earth guy!
Cryptic
03-10-2009, 06:56 PM
wooo... it's my Mom's birthday too
Reverend Cooper
03-10-2009, 07:00 PM
he is a *****