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badass88gt
03-02-2009, 07:37 PM
Answer the guy above you and post one of your own.

"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure."

That_Guy
03-02-2009, 07:38 PM
"60%of the time it works everytime"

anchorman

brotherbenn83
03-02-2009, 07:40 PM
"60%of the time it works everytime"

anchorman

I don't think you understand the concept here retard. Why don't you go find some more "hair for sale" threads on Cobalt forums instead?

brotherbenn83
03-02-2009, 07:41 PM
Answer the guy above you and post one of your own.

"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure."

^^^Friday^^^


"They're filming MIDGETS!!!"

Yooformula
03-02-2009, 07:43 PM
/\ In Bruges.....you beat me to the Friday quote dammit

"Brilliant. So now we got a huge guy theory, and a serial crusher theory. Top notch."

badass88gt
03-02-2009, 07:54 PM
I don't think you understand the concept here retard. Why don't you go find some more "hair for sale" threads on Cobalt forums instead?


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yoo, Boondock Saints. Here's an easy one:

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.

Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay
03-02-2009, 07:59 PM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yoo, Boondock Saints. Here's an easy one:

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right.

The Crow


"Shut up, one shit at a time!"

hotshift13
03-02-2009, 08:17 PM
" You got knocked the fuck out" - Friday

badass88gt
03-02-2009, 08:19 PM
New guy doesnt get it either.

HBGBen answered my quote, then posted one of his own. You gotta say what movie his quote is from and then give a quote of your own from a different movie, but dont tell us what movie, we will guess.

Yooformula
03-02-2009, 08:44 PM
Ben, Smokey and the bandit.




"I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!"

Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay
03-02-2009, 08:48 PM
Ben, Smokey and the bandit.




"I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!"

Zach and Muri make a porno

"Dude, doesn't this taste like piss and flies?"

That_Guy
03-02-2009, 08:50 PM
Ben, Smokey and the bandit.




"I'm a guy. You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver!"

Zack And Miri

The favor was to pick up fifty kilos of cocaine. Fifty. That's a hundred and ten pounds. Not exactly a small favor. Not like bumming a cigarette, for example. But what the hell. I didn't have anything better to do that day. It's not like I was on parole or anything


I don't think you understand the concept here retard. Why don't you go find some more "hair for sale" threads on Cobalt forums instead?

im sorry i suppose sucking **** as a job tends to make people pissy.. i miss understood the way you where suppose to respond to this thread.

lasttimearound
03-02-2009, 08:53 PM
jay and silent bob strike back
and cobalt dude's was from blow

"I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!"

That_Guy
03-02-2009, 08:53 PM
Zach and Muri make a porno

"Dude, doesn't this taste like piss and flies?"

jay and silent bob

badass88gt
03-02-2009, 08:54 PM
Wrong. Clerks 2.

Normally, both your asses would be dead as ****** fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

That_Guy
03-02-2009, 08:55 PM
jay and silent bob strike back
and cobalt dude's was from blow

"I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them!"
dogma

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass


Wrong. Clerks 2.

Normally, both your asses would be dead as ****** fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

pulp fiction? i have that movie i might be forced to watch it again.. lol

Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay
03-02-2009, 08:55 PM
Wrong. Clerks 2.

correct

lasttimearound
03-02-2009, 08:59 PM
Wrong. Clerks 2.

Normally, both your asses would be dead as ****** fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

damnit, i knew it was one of the two. well, there's proof i dont use google i guess.

badass88gt
03-02-2009, 09:00 PM
LOL, I'm a big Kevin Smith fan.

Beagle
03-02-2009, 09:11 PM
dogma

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass



pulp fiction? i have that movie i might be forced to watch it again.. lol




Thats Old School!!!!!




Whats the matter why you got the weird look on your face? Clare's mom made me feel her hooters. Well snap out of it! Why dont you try getting jacked off under the table and have some real problems.... JACKASS. So how where they anyways? Where they nice? They looked good! Did you motor boat them? You played the motor boat!!! You motor boating son of a bitch you old sailor you!!!! So where is she? She still in the house? :headbang

badass88gt
03-02-2009, 09:16 PM
Wedding Crashers.

Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown!

1320PNY
03-02-2009, 09:19 PM
/\ The Hollywood Knights

"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

badass88gt
03-02-2009, 09:38 PM
I'm not answering, just adding......

I bet you were something before electricity. How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?


CLASSIC.

Greg@GLD
03-02-2009, 10:22 PM
Well then you ain't getting no coke.

-stew-
03-02-2009, 11:07 PM
im sorry i suppose sucking **** as a job tends to make people pissy.. .

then why are you always so chipper?

That_Guy
03-02-2009, 11:09 PM
then why are you always so chipper?

because i eat p u s sy all day.. :banana1:

lets get back on track here...

That_Guy
03-02-2009, 11:12 PM
I'm not answering, just adding......

I bet you were something before electricity. How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?


CLASSIC.

rodney dangerfield cady shack..

I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.

Chadwich
03-03-2009, 01:24 AM
I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys.

Superbad

That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

-stew-
03-03-2009, 01:27 AM
because i eat p u s sy all day..

That's from the documentary: "I'm not gay: The Many Lies Told by Men Who Own Cobalts"


Your other quote is from Superbad.


Why'd you hit me with the phone? You ****!

Breecher_7
03-03-2009, 05:41 AM
Well then you ain't getting no coke.

Also Caddyshack..... :thumbsup



"Come back here you fat bearded bitch!"

badass88gt
03-03-2009, 12:39 PM
SPACEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...”Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."

Cleveland Dave
03-03-2009, 12:59 PM
SPACEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Mr. Carter, I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Balbricker can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school...”Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School."


Porky's

"Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan! "

Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay
03-03-2009, 02:43 PM
Porky's

"Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan! "

Back to the Future

"And what do we end up doing? We end up looking like a monkey ******* a football out there!"

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 02:58 PM
Back to the Future

"And what do we end up doing? We end up looking like a monkey ******* a football out there!"

Days of Thunder?



"They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the ******* smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby." "Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't ******* have any."


Two quotes said by the same guy in the same scene in the same movie

VroomPshhTsi
03-03-2009, 03:57 PM
Days of Thunder?



"They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the ******* smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby." "Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't ******* have any."


Two quotes said by the same guy in the same scene in the same movie


Boiler room.


"A Jose Canseco bat? Please tell me you didn't pay money for that"
"Cricket? Nobody understands Cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket"

Cleveland Dave
03-03-2009, 04:12 PM
Boiler room.


"A Jose Canseco bat? Please tell me you didn't pay money for that"
"Cricket? Nobody understands Cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."

RanJer
03-03-2009, 04:30 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf."

Training Day

"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime. "

badass88gt
03-03-2009, 04:43 PM
Mallrats.

Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes! I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Just another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion.

RanJer
03-03-2009, 04:48 PM
Mallrats.

Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes! I just threw up in here, people. That's the reality. Just another layer to the legend. I am nothing but a human onion.

Blades Of Glory

"You see life is like that. We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts. "

michelle
03-03-2009, 04:55 PM
SLC Punk, only because I looked it up.


"Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna shit right for a week!"

brotherbenn83
03-03-2009, 06:00 PM
SLC Punk, only because I looked it up.


"Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna shit right for a week!"

Bad(der) Santa Billy Bob

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...Blow."

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 06:18 PM
Bad(der) Santa Billy Bob

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...Blow."

thats gotta be Army of Darkness


"I wanna roll you in a little ball and shove you up my vagina"

shoooo32
03-03-2009, 06:56 PM
thats gotta be Army of Darkness


"I wanna roll you in a little ball and shove you up my vagina"

stepbrothers.

"What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please."

RanJer
03-03-2009, 07:48 PM
First of all: WAAAAAAY too many 'Dudes' to not be The Big Lebowski

Second:
SLC Punk, only because I looked it up.


"Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna shit right for a week!"

CHEATER!

And Third: "Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things... do me a favor, blow my ******' head off."

Breecher_7
03-03-2009, 07:51 PM
First of all: WAAAAAAY too many 'Dudes' to not be The Big Lebowski

Second:

CHEATER!

And Third: "Hey, sweetheart, let me tell you something. You, uh, you have my permission, I ever turn into one of those things... do me a favor, blow my ******' head off."

Dawn of the Dead....



"Now, I'm going to ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "dead n****r storage?"

That_Guy
03-03-2009, 07:59 PM
Dawn of the Dead....



"Now, I'm going to ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "dead n****r storage?"

pulp fiction?

He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Breecher_7
03-03-2009, 08:01 PM
pulp fiction?

He is my neighbor Nushuktan Tulyiagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

Borat..


"Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?"

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 08:04 PM
Dawn of the Dead....



"Now, I'm going to ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house that said "dead n****r storage?"

Pulp Fiction of course


"There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock."

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 08:06 PM
Borat..


"Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?"

thats full metal jacket.


and I already posted a quote

RanJer
03-03-2009, 08:13 PM
Pulp Fiction of course


"There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock."

Too easy Mikey - Waiting

Should be a bit of a stumper:

"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. "

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 08:19 PM
Too easy Mikey - Waiting

Should be a bit of a stumper:

"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. "

I recall this line perfectly but im struggling with a movie name..... is it baseketball?


This one might be tough. not sure if its a very common movie:

"Well ain't that a bitch... All I wanted to do was to sail my boat, man, you know? Navigate by the stars, see dolphins race alongside, you know, maybe even kill a few of them."

That_Guy
03-03-2009, 08:21 PM
Too easy Mikey - Waiting

Should be a bit of a stumper:

"I'm telling you, it's jobs. We gotta get jobs. Then we get the khakis. Then we get the chicks. "

thats easy basekball

We messed up big time on Sunday. I had sponsors in thew stands and I'm huggin' and holdin' hands and kissin'em in the ears and prayin' for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up lookin' like a monkey ******' a football out there.

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 08:24 PM
late to the party again skippy

RanJer
03-03-2009, 08:27 PM
thats easy basekball

We messed up big time on Sunday. I had sponsors in thew stands and I'm huggin' and holdin' hands and kissin'em in the ears and prayin' for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up lookin' like a monkey ******' a football out there.



Back to the Future

"And what do we end up doing? We end up looking like a monkey ******* a football out there!"


And it's a movie quote, and applies to the situation.

"Dude, does it just suck being you?" - yes i know the movie was already involved, but new quote.. and he deserved it

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 08:28 PM
so uhh, we all just skipped over my quote eh

RanJer
03-03-2009, 08:30 PM
so uhh, we all just skipped over my quote eh

didn't even see your post mike, Big Hit..

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 08:32 PM
it was that easy eh

RanJer
03-03-2009, 08:38 PM
it was that easy eh

mark wahlberg bitches.. lol - blame Amy

88Nightmare
03-03-2009, 08:39 PM
well actually that quote was that hispanic guy

RanJer
03-03-2009, 08:40 PM
well actually that quote was that hispanic guy

but i've seen the movie because mark wahlberg is in it -- now that we've gummed up the thread with nonsense... who wants to post a quote..

moels
03-03-2009, 08:49 PM
" How about a nice greazy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? "

team beater
03-03-2009, 11:51 PM
" How about a nice greazy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? "


weird science


"What the fuck is the internet?"

badass88gt
03-04-2009, 12:27 AM
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Movie Poop Shoot dot com.

Many nights, my friend. Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right.

DRK
03-04-2009, 03:02 AM
Many nights, my friend. Many nights I've put a blade to your throat while you were sleeping. Glad I never killed you, Steve. You're all right.

Young Guns

Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church.

shoooo32
03-04-2009, 09:29 AM
Young Guns

Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this motherfucker, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church.

poolhall junkies.

"YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT'S LIKE. FOUR YEARS inside, Marion, Illinois. A REAL shithole. AND I'M NOT GOING BACK."

-stew-
03-04-2009, 09:58 AM
poolhall junkies.

"YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT'S LIKE. FOUR YEARS inside, Marion, Illinois. A REAL shithole. AND I'M NOT GOING BACK."

The Long Kiss Goodbye.



"Time sure flys when you're young and jerkin' off."


Edit: SHOOOO32 has the best avatar on the board.

slowlx
03-04-2009, 11:35 AM
The Long Kiss Goodbye.



"Time sure flys when you're young and jerkin' off."


Edit: SHOOOO32 has the best avatar on the board.


Basketball Diaries



"You'd have yourself a real street-sweeper here if you put a little work into it."

badass88gt
03-04-2009, 03:31 PM
Two Lane Blacktop. One of the worst movies ever. Guys always rave about it, yet I dont think they actually like it, we only like it because, as car guys, we're supposed to.

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. "

Racer X79
03-04-2009, 07:54 PM
Two Lane Blacktop. One of the worst movies ever. Guys always rave about it, yet I dont think they actually like it, we only like it because, as car guys, we're supposed to.

"I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. "

The Whole Ten Yards ?

"My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you get your new model year, September."

badass88gt
03-04-2009, 08:04 PM
The Whole Nine Yards actually...

Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay
03-04-2009, 08:30 PM
The Whole Ten Yards ?

"My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you get your new model year, September."

Christine

"Hit the buttom Max!"

HITMAN
03-05-2009, 12:05 AM
"Hit the buttom Max!"

It was actually: "Push the button, Max!"
-Professor Fate, "The Great Race"


Here are a couple:

"You wanna boycott someone? You ought to start with the goddamn barber that fucked up your head."

"I am Godzilla, you are Japan!"

slowlx
03-05-2009, 12:33 AM
It was actually: "Push the button, Max!"
-Professor Fate, "The Great Race"


Here are a couple:

"You wanna boycott someone? You ought to start with the goddamn barber that fucked up your head."

"I am Godzilla, you are Japan!"

Do the right thing

Things to do in Denver when your dead

"Hello ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead."

xwing
03-05-2009, 01:18 AM
^ Gone in 60 seconds (2000 version), Angelina Jolie said it about...Ferraris...pretty...pretty...

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang"

HITMAN
03-05-2009, 01:32 AM
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang"

-Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket


"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!"

Voodoo Chick
03-05-2009, 03:15 AM
-Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket


"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!"


Magnum Force - Harry Callahan




"Well.......Bless my old husk of a heart......."

moels
03-05-2009, 04:27 AM
-Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket


"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot!"

Actually this is from " Righteous Kill"

HITMAN
03-05-2009, 11:42 PM
Actually this is from " Righteous Kill"


Well, since Magnum Force precedes Righteous Kill by some 35 years, 7398455 is the winna. Script writers plagiarizing each others work doesn't count...;)


"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"

Voodoo Chick
03-05-2009, 11:52 PM
Well, since Magnum Force precedes Righteous Kill by some 35 years, 7398455 is the winna. Script writers plagiarizing each others work doesn't count...;)


"Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!"

Napoleon Dynamite



"I can't just walk around with my dork hanging out....."

srt4eh
03-06-2009, 02:04 AM
Napoleon Dynamite



"I can't just walk around with my dork hanging out....."

Heavy Metal

It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

Poncho
03-06-2009, 06:29 AM
Snatch.

"Okay, I get the picture White Tigers, Lords of Death, guys in funny suits throwing plastic explosives while poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of heaven shake, huh? Sure, okay, I see Charlie Chan, Fu Manchu and a hundred howlin' monkey temples, and that's just for starters, right? Fine! I'm back! I'm ready, goddammit let me at 'em!"

xwing
03-06-2009, 07:06 AM
^ Big Trouble in Little China, one of the best movies ever made.

"Whiskey...all you want!"

Poncho
03-06-2009, 07:14 AM
Oh come on... give a better quote than four works to go off of.............

badass88gt
03-06-2009, 08:01 AM
Thats like saying ""Quick.....to the car!"

srt4eh
03-06-2009, 09:59 AM
^ Big Trouble in Little China, one of the best movies ever made.

"Whiskey...all you want!"

Trading Places

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. "

slowlx
03-06-2009, 11:15 AM
Trading Places

"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya. "


Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

"Took the header plugs off, eh? Expectin' some action?"

team beater
03-06-2009, 07:51 PM
American graffiti

"don't you ever touch a black mans radio"

Poncho
03-06-2009, 07:57 PM
Rush Hour

"The only shit to cut around here is you. Now I had it in me that you was another 'Lightning Boy', but you just a chicken-ass. "

loud91rs
03-06-2009, 08:05 PM
Rush Hour.

"Put the bottle in the busket, put the rag in the busket, hand it to me, get a hotel, get a room, shower, shave, get a suit, get a ****** job, get off the sauce. If i see you in the streets again with a busket, I'm gonna ****** shoot you, alright?"

badass88gt
03-18-2009, 09:02 PM
Suicide Kings...


"All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!"

RanJer
03-18-2009, 09:07 PM
Rush Hour 2

"Yeah I'm sorry, I should have picked you up myself. This whole week has been fucked up, I've had my head up my ass the whole time."

Nice thread resurrection :thumbsup

Exitspeed
01-06-2010, 04:39 PM
Resurrecting it again out of boredom.


"Bah Weep Graaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong"

Interested to see if anyone can get this one. WITHOUT GOOGLE.

That_Guy
01-06-2010, 05:19 PM
Resurrecting it again out of boredom.


"Bah Weep Graaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong"

Interested to see if anyone can get this one. WITHOUT GOOGLE.


i want to say transformers but i dont know.. i believe the second one

"come with me if you want to live!"

lasttimearound
01-06-2010, 05:59 PM
dude, thats hotrod! greetings to you too bro!

STANMAN
01-06-2010, 06:10 PM
i want to say transformers but i dont know.. i believe the second one

"come with me if you want to live!"

That's the flying thing from one of the newer star wars movies, the one where they put them in the roman gladiator style pit to get killed. The one where Jango Fett gets his head cut off by Mace Windu.

Exitspeed
01-08-2010, 11:12 AM
i want to say transformers but i dont know.. i believe the second one

"come with me if you want to live!"

It's the original Animated movie.

badass88gt
06-12-2010, 02:58 PM
Digging this one out of it's grave...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

Mudd Runner
06-12-2010, 05:16 PM
Digging this one out of it's grave...

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!

Step Brothers


"It's ridiculous! Probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! And here I am AGAIN all tyin' myself up with rope! What is the deal with you and rope? Honestly!"

team beater
06-12-2010, 06:38 PM
boon dock saints, just watched this the other day

"If I'd known that shit earlier man, I would have been stealing monkeys since I was like 7 and shit"

-stew-
06-12-2010, 08:13 PM
Jay and Silent Bob strike back!


"You don't know the half of it. I'm like a big fireworks show. I'm pretty bright. Like Lite Brite. "

Yooformula
06-12-2010, 08:29 PM
/\ clay pigeons.

"I know Cody is out here, I can feel it in my nuggets"

Prince Valiant
06-12-2010, 08:34 PM
^Surf's up^

"Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's.They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."

Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay
06-12-2010, 08:38 PM
^Coming to America^

"Taste it, Taste the booger flavor"

team beater
06-12-2010, 08:43 PM
^ Chris rock in jay and silent bob^

"He rubbed you, and rubbing son is racing"

Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay
06-12-2010, 08:45 PM
^ Chris rock in jay and silent bob^

"He rubbed you, and rubbing son is racing"

^Days of Thunder^

"Run, run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?"

Yooformula
06-12-2010, 08:58 PM
/\ back to the future 3 i think...

get this one without google..

"it's was when you called him arnold the butt wipe that he got really mad"

2006wrxtr
06-12-2010, 09:12 PM
Fuck me ?!