rsscoty
02-21-2004, 12:10 PM
Thought this was kinda cute
> > There's a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving to Chicago, and a guy
> from
> > Chicago (Bear fan) driving to Green Bay.
> >
> > In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each
> > other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
> > The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage.
He
> > looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm really lucky to be alive!"
> > Likewise the Bears fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage.
> > He too says to himself, " I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
> >
> > The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says," Hey man, I think
this
> > is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and
live
> as
> > friends instead of arch rivals".
> > The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says," You know, you're
absolutely
> > right. We should be friends. Let's see what else survived this wreck!"
> >
> > So the Packer fan pops his trunk and finds a full bottle of Jack
Daniel's.
> > He says to the Bears fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we
> > should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship." The Bear fan
> > says, "You damn right!" He takes the bottle and starts sucking down Jack
> > Daniel's. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bear fan hands
it
> > back to the Packer backer and says, "Your turn."
> >
> > The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says. "Nah, I think
> > I'll wait for the cops to show up."
> > There's a guy from Green Bay (Packer fan) driving to Chicago, and a guy
> from
> > Chicago (Bear fan) driving to Green Bay.
> >
> > In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each
> > other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
> > The Packer fan manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage.
He
> > looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm really lucky to be alive!"
> > Likewise the Bears fan scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage.
> > He too says to himself, " I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
> >
> > The Bear fan walks over to the Packer fan and says," Hey man, I think
this
> > is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and
live
> as
> > friends instead of arch rivals".
> > The Packer fan thinks for a moment and says," You know, you're
absolutely
> > right. We should be friends. Let's see what else survived this wreck!"
> >
> > So the Packer fan pops his trunk and finds a full bottle of Jack
Daniel's.
> > He says to the Bears fan, "I think this is another sign from God that we
> > should toast to our newfound understanding and friendship." The Bear fan
> > says, "You damn right!" He takes the bottle and starts sucking down Jack
> > Daniel's. After putting away nearly half the bottle the Bear fan hands
it
> > back to the Packer backer and says, "Your turn."
> >
> > The Packer fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says. "Nah, I think
> > I'll wait for the cops to show up."