Who's Guilty?

[michelle]

A man and woman were sound asleep, when suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, startled out of her sleep, jumped up from the bed and yelled, 'Shit! That must be my husband!'

Instantly the man bolted from the bed, grabbed his clothes and shoes and ran naked out the back door and dove off the porch. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through thorn bushes, and reached his car, bleeding and exhausted.

Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman 'I'M your husband, you slut!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a bitch!'

Who's guilty?

[-stew-]

The woman, for not being in the kitchen.

[letsrunem]

The woman, for not being in the kitchen.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA :banana1:

[nismodave]

The woman, for not being in the kitchen.

...end thread :rolf

[michelle]

Boys, boys, boys....

[Car Guy]

The woman, for not being in the kitchen. http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/KarGuy/VW-OhSnap1.gif

[-stew-]

I'm just repeating things I hear Joe Biden say.


http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/stewsquarenuts/dakichan.jpg

[Car Guy]

^^^ Now that is funny.....:rolf

[lilws6]

the womans fault for playing a dirty trick on the man. And the mans fault for running through all the stupid crap he did. and for calling her a slut :goof

[Reverend Cooper]

hers cuz she didnt give him enough sex

[1320PNY]

His fault. For marrying such an untrusting wife and not being drunk enough to stay passed out after 3AM!

[GRAMPS SS]

aways the womans fault...

[Voodoo Chick]

They are both guilty. Obviously they are both paranoid about something.

[Crawlin]

The woman, for not being in the kitchen.

shortest thread in history.

game. set. match.

the end.

finite.


LMMFAO!!!!

[-stew-]

shortest thread in history.

game. set. match.

the end.

finite.


LMMFAO!!!!

Thank you, sir.