GRAMPS SS
02-15-2009, 11:51 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate
his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then,
she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly, thank you very much. That was wonderful,
but, listen very, very carefully ...
a r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated
from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm only
here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate
his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then,
she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly, thank you very much. That was wonderful,
but, listen very, very carefully ...
a r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"