TheRX7Project
02-12-2009, 06:14 PM
Is this tax-deductible?
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/heather_mills.jpg
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/kristenashleydupre.jpg
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no *****ing and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/heather_mills.jpg
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.
http://dealbreaker.com/images/thumbs/kristenashleydupre.jpg
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).
Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no *****ing and complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.
Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.