Crawlin
01-27-2009, 10:49 AM
Got this off of yellowbullet.com
Subject: Italian Business school
Luigi says to his son, "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."?? Son says, "I will choose my own bride!!! "?? Luigi says, "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.."?? Son answers, "Well, in that case . . . ok."
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, "I have a husband for your daughter..."?? Bill Gates answers, "But my daughter is too young to marry!!"?? Luigi says, "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."?? Bill Gates answers: "Ah, in that case . . . ok."
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.?? Luigi says, "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." The president answers, "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"?? Luigi says, "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."?? The president answers, "Ah, in that case . . . ok."
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.
Subject: Italian Business school
Luigi says to his son, "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."?? Son says, "I will choose my own bride!!! "?? Luigi says, "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.."?? Son answers, "Well, in that case . . . ok."
Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates and says, "I have a husband for your daughter..."?? Bill Gates answers, "But my daughter is too young to marry!!"?? Luigi says, "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."?? Bill Gates answers: "Ah, in that case . . . ok."
Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.?? Luigi says, "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president." The president answers, "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"?? Luigi says, "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."?? The president answers, "Ah, in that case . . . ok."
And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.