You wont believe this.

[GTSLOW]

Nicholas Grunke came into the station trying to join the Army yesterday.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873/

:chair:

[Car Guy]

:wooo

[WickedSix]

umm couldn't it be attempted rape? i'm sure the word of the law doesn't specifically say the victim has to be living..... jebus mutha fubbing christ....just kill them......they will be no loss to society

[Crawlin]

no law against necrophelia?

I can't spell worth a shit, but I'm sure that's not something that was missed during "law day" with all the other bullshit laws this state has

[Myles]

great news! *runs and grabs his shovel*

[4eyedstang]

sounds like the military would be good for this guy.
he obviously has to much time on his hands.

[mrz28M6]

theres a waiver for everything :)

[badass88gt]

great news! *runs and grabs his shovel*

lmfao!!!

[SSDude]

Nicholas Grunke came into the station trying to join the Army yesterday.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14929873/

:chair:

Nicholas Grunke wins fox hole digging contest in boot camp:goof


Sick fvcker

You guys turn that up on a background check or did he tell ya?

I remember that story as we were in that southwest part of the state when the story hit. Creepy

[flyin_blue_egg]

umm couldn't it be attempted rape? i'm sure the word of the law doesn't specifically say the victim has to be living..... jebus mutha fubbing christ....just kill them......they will be no loss to society

knowing how decriptive the laws of this country/state i bet it does

[GTSLOW]

You guys turn that up on a background check or did he tell ya?




He coughed it up. I'll post the whole story up a little later. I almost shat myself.

[Chadwich]

Well at least the drill sargent will have plenty of material on him.
Sick ******.

[lordairgtar]

Prolly figures...."Hmmmm, where can I get freshly dead people to screw, I KNOW!! I'll join the Army. I can kill 'em and screw 'em".

[Chadwich]

ahh yes the old kill N screw, WAIT WHAT!

[SSDude]

He coughed it up. I'll post the whole story up a little later. I almost shat myself.

Case still open, he's dreaming of getting away.

The dude has no respect for the dead
http://www.wikitruth.info/index.php?title=Uncensored:Laura_Tennessen

[Voodoo Chick]

ahh yes the old kill N screw, WAIT WHAT!


That seriously made me LMAO!! :rolf :thumbsup

[SSmike1]

ha ha ha NAN,
if he likes $ex with dead things, Did he ask you out?

ROFLOL

[GTSLOW]

ha ha ha NAN,
if he likes $ex with dead things, Did he ask you out?

ROFLOL

You've just earned the :gay of the day award.

[GTSLOW]

Well at least the drill sargent will have plenty of material on him.
Sick ******.

Negative, he most def did not get in.

We sent him over to the Marines.

[SSDude]

YOU WHAT!
http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/gunny.jpg

[GTSLOW]

:rolf

[lordairgtar]

The Marines'll take 'em!:whip

[1320PNY]

If the guy can convince others to dig up dead bodies and have sex with them, maybe the Army needs him as a recruiter!

[Voodoo Chick]

If the guy can convince others to dig up dead bodies and have sex with them, maybe the Army needs him as a recruiter!

Yeah, but what the hell type would he recruit!? :stare

[wikked]

why, this type:

http://aycu17.webshots.com/image/46336/2003719366399062260_rs.jpg

[Voodoo Chick]

^^ Good one.

[Al]

Well, if you think about it, fvcking an embalmed corpse would not be pleasant.

The body is saturated with formaldehyde! He'd soon find that his weewee has been strickend with a different form of rigamortise!

[Voodoo Chick]

Or......his weiner would be pickled.

[RanJer]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f230/JayThreeAre/necro.png

[SlowStee]

The whole thing is absolutely ******* disgusting.

[RanJer]

You've just earned the :gay of the day award.

Wandering thru archives...

TOM

you HACKED a perfectly good F-BODY.

you need a spanking!
:)

I think he's deserving for more than just a day...

[Nick]

you should have recruited him and let him loose in Iraq

[Sprayaway Fox]

Thats fuggin gross ass hell!

Pending cases + Joining Milatary= No more pending cases.

Dont ask me how I know, but I hear things.:alcoholic

[Voodoo Chick]

I really wonder what makes a person wake up one day and think: '' Yeah......F****** the dead.....that's where it's at. '' What the hell is wrong with some people??

[CannotPost]

:
Well, if you think about it, fvcking an embalmed corpse would not be pleasant.

The body is saturated with formaldehyde! He'd soon find that his weewee has been strickend with a different form of rigamortise!

Not only that the Girl was in a motorcycle accident on the Freeway with NO HELMET..... :alcoholic :loser

[Feature Pony]

:

Not only that the Girl was in a motorcycle accident on the Freeway with NO HELMET..... :alcoholic :loser

:puke:puke:puke that is just sick!!!

[Goat Roper]

This is still quite a big deal back around the Dubuque area. They will get pinned with something.

[That_Guy]

Negative, he most def did not get in.

We sent him over to the Marines.


:stare


they really take people like that?

[That_Guy]

I really wonder what makes a person wake up one day and think: '' Yeah......F****** the dead.....that's where it's at. '' What the hell is wrong with some people??
it sounds easier than going bar hopping at least cheaper if you dont get caught

[Feature Pony]

:stare


they really take people like that?

Dude the Marines take anybody with a pulse. My cousin got in to the marines and he was no saint!! Then my cousin tells me about all the gang bangers in Cali that join the marines so they learn how to fight on the streets of LA.

[GTSLOW]

^ :wooo

[That_Guy]

Dude the Marines take anybody with a pulse. My cousin got in to the marines and he was no saint!! Then my cousin tells me about all the gang bangers in Cali that join the marines so they learn how to fight on the streets of LA.


wow