lordairgtar
12-30-2008, 04:28 PM
GHOST POOP
The kind where you feel it come out, have poop on the terlit paper, but no poop in the terlit bowl.
CLEAN POOP
The kind where you poop it out, see it in the bowl, but none is on the terlit paper.
WET POOP
Where you wipe your butt 50 times, but still feel unwiped, so you place terlit paper between your ass and your underear so as not to leave skid marks.
SECOND WAVE POOP
When you are done, get dressed, are about to leave, but have to "go" again.
THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH THE NOSE, POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOP
Where you have to really force this one to come out; one step short of constipation. Also known as the "Elvis poop".
ICE BERG POOP
A poop so long, it sticks above the terlit rim.
RICHARD SIMMONS POOP
The kind where you lose 30 pounds.
CORN POOP
Self explanitory
DRINKERS POOP
Happens after a long night of drinking. It's most common trait is the Mescal worm in the terlit bowl.
GEE, I WISH I COULD...POOP
The kind where you try really hard but only fart and get a cramp
SPINAL TAP POOP
Hurts so bad, you'd swear it was coming out sideways.
WET CHEEKS OR POWER DUMP POOP
The kind where it comes out so fast and hard that your butt gets wet from the splash
MEXICAN FOOD POOP
A class all its own
OZONE LAYER DESTROYING POOP
So evil, so hideous, so odoriferous! has been known to evacuate entire buildings:devil
The kind where you feel it come out, have poop on the terlit paper, but no poop in the terlit bowl.
CLEAN POOP
The kind where you poop it out, see it in the bowl, but none is on the terlit paper.
WET POOP
Where you wipe your butt 50 times, but still feel unwiped, so you place terlit paper between your ass and your underear so as not to leave skid marks.
SECOND WAVE POOP
When you are done, get dressed, are about to leave, but have to "go" again.
THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE THROUGH THE NOSE, POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD POOP
Where you have to really force this one to come out; one step short of constipation. Also known as the "Elvis poop".
ICE BERG POOP
A poop so long, it sticks above the terlit rim.
RICHARD SIMMONS POOP
The kind where you lose 30 pounds.
CORN POOP
Self explanitory
DRINKERS POOP
Happens after a long night of drinking. It's most common trait is the Mescal worm in the terlit bowl.
GEE, I WISH I COULD...POOP
The kind where you try really hard but only fart and get a cramp
SPINAL TAP POOP
Hurts so bad, you'd swear it was coming out sideways.
WET CHEEKS OR POWER DUMP POOP
The kind where it comes out so fast and hard that your butt gets wet from the splash
MEXICAN FOOD POOP
A class all its own
OZONE LAYER DESTROYING POOP
So evil, so hideous, so odoriferous! has been known to evacuate entire buildings:devil