Just a F.Y.I

[Reverend Cooper]

I was eating some crab meat with horseradish and i got a big bite of the horsey sauce,made me sneeze. that was around 7p.m. since that time something smelled fishy and I couldn't figure it out.
I just blew my nose and a rather disturbingly large chunk of crab meat came outta my right nostril. Breathing free and no more smell. Very odd. but true.

[Korndogg]

lol

[nismodave]

How did that piece taste when you re-ate it?

[That_Guy]

i just laughed my ass off

[Reverend Cooper]

Odd as it may seem I actually thought about it, then decided it was in bad taste. and I dont like to eat boogers.

[GRAMPS SS]

damm that was funny coop.....now i know what to bring ya for lunch....crab cakes and sauce...

[nismodave]

damm that was funny coop.....now i know what to bring ya for lunch....crab cakes and sauce...

He hasent had crabs since he was single.:rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

or the last time i was in daves car.

[Silver03SRT]

You should slow down when you eat.

[Reverend Cooper]

it really wasn't an issue of eating to fast,I just got to much horseradisch in one bite and it sent me into a sneeze fit. After that I was screwed. I must say it really has cleared out my sinuses

[michelle]

Well, thanks for sharing.

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

Classic Coop

[badass88gt]

Is it sad that I think this is completely normal, considering the source?

Coop, Becky says thanks for the morning laugh.

[Voodoo Chick]

I seriously had to laugh my a** off over that one!! I hope your nose/sinuses are feeling better!

[johnny--2k]

Now thats f'ing funny.....

[Waver]

Is it sad that I think this is completely normal, considering the source?

Coop, Becky says thanks for the morning laugh.

it is actually very normal....The tract from the nostrils merges with the trachea right in the back of the throat

[Reverend Cooper]

^ your digging to deep,pun intended. I think he meant that I'm a sick fuck and that type of story is not outta range for any given day coming from me. As funny and as fake as most here feel this may be rest assured it's the truth.
One day later I sneezed and it then smelled fishy again it makes me wonder.

[Reverend Cooper]

Is it sad that I think this is completely normal, considering the source?

Coop, Becky says thanks for the morning laugh.

I am glad to have obliged her.

[badass88gt]

it is actually very normal....The tract from the nostrils merges with the trachea right in the back of the throat

Thank you Bill Nye the Mother f'ing Science Guy.:goof

[Waver]

Thank you Bill Nye the Mother f'ing Science Guy.:goof

hey not everyone was able to score 4 touchdowns in a single game for polk high

[Crawlin]

One day later I sneezed and it then smelled fishy again it makes me wonder.

That's cause you forgot to wash your mustache after eating out your... nevermind...

[badass88gt]

hey not everyone was able to score 4 touchdowns in a single game for polk high

LOL, very true.

[Reverend Cooper]

I just sneezed again tonite and the remainder of the crustacean was relieved from my snout. I think next time I will wait for my wife to make the yummy crabby snack, as I used way to much horsey stuff. This was a life changing event it could have killed me.

[xxsn0blindxx]

Don't lie to us, you tasted it the second time around.

[Reverend Cooper]

I really didnt this piece looked and smelled rotten,I mean really the after smell was enough to choke a donkey I had no interest this time around in salvageing a bite.
You should have seen the look on my face tonite after i sneezed into a kleenex and felt what I thought may have been a piece of coal shoot into the flimsy hanky.

[Voodoo Chick]

My mother had a friend who swallowed a large vitamin pill wrong, started to choke on it, dislodged it from her throat, whereupon it went up into her nasal passage and lodged there, instead. But the thought of horseradish-covered crab up the snout is just......PAINFUL.........lol, seriously, hope you feel ok........

[Reverend Cooper]

That's cause you forgot to wash your mustache after eating out your... nevermind...

Damn you kids,ruining an EPIC thread.:flipoff2:

[Reverend Cooper]

My mother had a friend who swallowed a large vitamin pill wrong, started to choke on it, dislodged it from her throat, whereupon it went up into her nasal passage and lodged there, instead. But the thought of horseradish-covered crab up the snout is just......PAINFUL.........lol, seriously, hope you feel ok........

I feel fine thank you. My life was prolly walking that fine line.

[nismodave]

Go 2 bed.....

[Reverend Cooper]

I can now knowing that I no longer have a sea creature in my nasal cavaties.

[Waver]

I can now knowing that I no longer have a sea creature in my nasal cavaties.

we an all live a little better knowing that, but then again we can also say that you had crabs lol