Need Practical Joke idea

[Silver350]

Well the past week I been working in pewaukee with two other telecom guys. Last week we started to play practical jokes on each other. Basically anything goes as long as 1 the victim doesnt get hurt or 2. your personal items dont gets damaged.

Telecom guy 1 thought it would be funny to crank down the cap on my soda.
Telecom Guy 2 put a pin hole in it.

Laughed at them because I saw the problems before got wet and had my work gloves on so I got the cap off easily.

Telecom guy 1 later took my channel locks and cranked down my cap. This got me laughing again.

My retaliation I zipped tied their insulation inside their jacket sleeves closed. So they wouldnt been seen on the outside. I did this to telecom guy 1

Then telecom guy 1 and I turned all the pull tabs on telecom guy 2 sodas in his lunch the oposite direction.

Today I notice my lunch box was moved and contents were gone thru well Telecom guy turned my tabs around.

Tomorrow I plan on zip tieing all of telecom guy 1 tools to his tool bag. How ever I wont be able to get him away from his tools at all the next couple of days so I dont know if I can pull this one off.

So I am asking bcm for some more ideas.

[brotherbenn83]

sparkler bomb in the lunchbox, always a good gag!

[brotherbenn83]

Oh wait, you said no pain or destruction of property...never mind.

[Silver350]

Oh wait, you said no pain or destruction of property...never mind.


Yeah and or office is in the computer rooms so if it detects smoke the halon system will discharge

[nismodave]

Electrical Tape wrapped around his tools.

Annoying and doesent hurt anything.

[SSDude]

break the pull tabs off so he has to find another way to open the soda.
This will only escalate till someone gets pissed off.

[That_Guy]

stink bomb in his lunch box.. or work truck

[Beagle]

sparkler bomb in the lunchbox, always a good gag!

Thats funny stuff right there. :rolf

[Philly-O]

go to walgreens and get some oragel and rub it on the lip of his soda can, this will cause his lips to go numb for a while.

[awsomeears]

If he drinks any kind of soda that is red swap it out with Red Vinegar !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once on thanksgiving my Good old Grandpa did this to me, he knew I loved cherry's and yelled for me to get in the kitchen. He gave me the very small glass and said something like " I saved you the Cherry juice " so I took a drink and good God that was BAD.

[Silver350]

go to walgreens and get some oragel and rub it on the lip of his soda can, this will cause his lips to go numb for a while.

bwhahahahahaha I think here is one I got to try

[Beagle]

Why not put some ex-lax in his soda?

[Feature Pony]

tell him to watch 2 girls and 1 cup with a mouth full of water and watch what happens!! LMAO

[Rocket Power]

Put lotion in the earpiece of a phone by him and call him:goof

[Silver350]

Well went to walgreens and looked for some origel but as I was looking at it I realized that I do not know if he is allergic to any meds so I dont want to put it on his soda and he gets are reaction then I can get in trouble. So the lax a tive is out too

[Reverend Cooper]

pooping on or into something telcom guy 1 or 2 owns will always prove to be a winnah

[BoosTT]

Heat shrink on the tools. Lube on something that you need to get a good grip on (hammer, door handle, ect). Fake love note in the lunch box (ie: from gay lover). Hide wire cutters and zip tie the lunch box closed. Super glue anything you can to anything. Turn his radio or computer speaker volume to max so next time he uses it, he has a heart attack. Poop on a $10 bill and see if anyone picks it up, lol.

We have been pulling pranks at work for years. A list of tools would help, lol.

[Silver350]

Basically we use the same tools as an electrican would use. Majority of the time it is a punch tool or wire strippers

[awsomeears]

Shit in there Lunch Box..

End of story..

[That_Guy]

pooping on or into something telcom guy 1 or 2 owns will always prove to be a winnah
:rolf

that reminds me of high school...i was a wrestler and when we went to meets somebody would always get there duffel bag shit in. :rolf

[That_Guy]

Basically we use the same tools as an electrican would use. Majority of the time it is a punch tool or wire strippers
icey hot...

or grease... mobile one synthetic grease is always the worst to get off your hands

[Silver350]

Well so far I zipped tied all his tools together and threw it back in his tool bag. Pulled the pull tabs off his soda, and Duct tape his lunch box shut

[Crawlin]

change settings in phone/camera to chinese so he doesn't know how to get it back, haha

how about, changing ringtones, maybe downloading the one that screams out "i'm looking at gay porn" one or something

[johnny--2k]

drop m&m's in their coke....endless foam!

[johnny--2k]

OHHH>.......

If you have a long enough zip-tie, tie it to the drive shaft so that as the drive shaft rotates, the end of the zip tie hits the floor board, constantly ticking....hahaha.....

[johnny--2k]

Fill 40 or 50 cups with water, about 1/2 or 3/4 full, then lay arrange them on the ground or their desk, and staple all the cups together....

Or fill their van/cubicle/office with packing peanuts, bubble wrap, whatever you want.

[Beagle]

so what did you end up doing to the telecom guys?

[michelle]

Fill 40 or 50 cups with water, about 1/2 or 3/4 full, then lay arrange them on the ground or their desk, and staple all the cups together....

I want to see that on video!

[lordairgtar]

Put a fish on their exhaust manifold or cylinder head

[Silver350]

so what did you end up doing to the telecom guys?

Posted it above.

Zip tied all their pliers together. Pulled the tabs off their soda cans, Flipped the hack saw blade around so it wouldnt cut. Duct tap their lunch box shut. Im expecting retaliation tomorrow :durr

[KRAUSED]

fill ther whole van with ballons or just their lunch box.Play sand works good to.I personal favorite send em a singing telgram.Guy i worked with did this once,guy got sang to in front of everyone it was hilarious.

[animal]

1) get them a new pair of gloves... but don't give them to them yet. Fill their current glove finger holes with some nasty old axle grease so they get a nice handful of it when they put their gloves on. Dont use too much that it's obvious though. The new gloves are just to kill the sting a little.

2) Freeze a can of shaken up shaving cream. After frozen, cut the can open and put the frozen piece of foam wherever you need. When it thaws... look out :) Havent done this one but I read it once in a magazine. I always wanted to try it. I'd be careful when you puncture it though. Magazine didn't say you had to take the foam out, but it might thaw better.

[shoooo32]

My fav at work is to fill peoples desks with packing peanuts.

[84hurst]

Steal his cell phone. There is an option for signatures on every text message they send, usually they're name. Put in ''you're a f*cking retard" and it will be sent with every outgoing text and he won't even know it's there. He will lose alot of friends... :thumbsup

[0TransAm0]

buy a habanero pepper cut it in half and rub it on the edge of thier soda cans...they wont know it till they lick thier lips... used to do this all the time to the guys at work.

[lordairgtar]

Steal his cell phone. There is an option for signatures on every text message they send, usually they're name. Put in ''you're a f*cking retard" and it will be sent with every outgoing text and he won't even know it's there. He will lose alot of friends... :thumbsup
I'd hate to see one of those sent to either his Mom or boss.

[DR.FORD]

ANTI-SIEZE!!!!!!!!!
just a small amount goes a LONG way!!
inside the wire crimper handles, etc.
2" tape and homemade bumperstickers on the back of their vehicles, bet they will drive all the way home before looking. Some Ideas...
"I'm not gay, my boyfriend is"
"I support gays in the military"
"Incest should not be a crime"
anything racial!!
depends how bad you want to get them laughed at or in trouble.

Poke holes in their cigs right at the filter line, and watch them suck for dear life!!

If they sit on a stool, put lacquer thinner on it and watch them do the "Great balls of fire" dance!
For the record- I do not condone any of these terrible things!

[Reverend Cooper]

my all time fave is going to the shitter they use and spray carb cleaner on the tp when it drys and they wipe their ass' watch the fuck out.