What Foods Make You Fart ?

[awsomeears]

Anything that's a TV dinner :eek:

There brutal, down right brutal............................ :wow

My momma told me be proud of everything you do :rolf

[That_Guy]

Pizza..hard boiled eggs...

[Feature Pony]

BK Whoppers smells like a rotted whopper, Taco hell gives me pretty bad gas. BEEF its bad smell wise!!!

[xxsn0blindxx]

Fiber One granola bars, 9 grams of fiber fill my a$$ with gas, but gotta watch for the sharts :stare

[07ROUSHSTG3]

mcskillet breakfast burritos. those things wreak havok on my system!!

[Holeshot]

Any fast food , beans of course and beer.

[DirtyMax]

I have a special chemical makeup. It doesn't even take food. Oxygen is all I need.... :goof

[awsomeears]

7 views 6 replies............

Classic !!!

[Slow Joe]

I have a special chemical makeup. It doesn't even take food. Oxygen is all I need.... :goof

Agreed... For serious though... Anyone that's known me for a long time knows this, especially from road trips... :rolf

[885.0stang]

cheese, eggs and watch out cause i can clear a room in seconds

[Cryptic]

Pea soup, re-fried beans, baked beans, onions

After spending a week eating Venison... every fart smells like it. :goof

[Yooformula]

pineapple.....

[Larrygto]

My son once ate over a dozen hard boiled eggs, He stunk for days!!:wooo

[Troutman]

pre-workout shake. the most god-awful shit i have ever smelled

[Voodoo Chick]

Wow, this has my vote for "grossest thread." Rock on, guys.....

[Holeshot]

pineapple.....

thats interesting :goof

[Yooformula]

thats interesting :goof


after 6 days of constitpation in the hospital, Lit brought a plate of pineapples that did the trick after EVERY drug couldnt....:rolf

[70challenger452]

um... most to all, pretty much everyone that lives around me knows that I fart all the time no matter what I eat

[Z28Envy]

A couple egg mcmuffins and some raisin bran cereal and I'm good to go!!:rolf

[BoosTT]

tap/keg beer

[michelle]

Wow, this has my vote for "grossest thread." Rock on, guys.....

I'm so glad girls don't fart. I hate it when Adam farts. ):

[GRAMPS SS]

I'm so glad girls don't fart. I hate it when Adam farts. ):

women don't fart...BULLSHIT......


CABAGE..DOES IT FOR ME....:thumbsup

[awsomeears]

Bullshit !!!

Few girls at my work let them rip, but they feel they have to say " I'm farting " then fart lol. Its like lessening the shock of a girl farting.

I laugh my ass off................

[Voodoo Chick]

I'm so glad girls don't fart. I hate it when Adam farts. ):



My husband used to like to turn it into a grand spectacle back when we were younger, like "Hey, check THIS out!!" :rolleyes:

[Al]

QDOBA Burritos = sheer volume
Whitecastle burgers = napalm

I thought I would be the one to post this thread!

[lordairgtar]

My husband used to like to turn it into a grand spectacle back when we were younger, like "Hey, check THIS out!!" :rolleyes:
We're guys! It's what we do best. I just tell Lori that if I don't, I will explode and who do you think is going to clean up that mess. As for girls not farting, they are pretty good at holding it in, but they will devastate the bathroom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=_xdOZYMdr6s

[michelle]

My husband used to like to turn it into a grand spectacle back when we were younger, like "Hey, check THIS out!!" :rolleyes:

Wait, he out-grew that though? I hope Adam does too!

[Bobby "Big Daddy" Flay]

We're guys! It's what we do best. I just tell Lori that if I don't, I will explode and who do you think is going to clean up that mess. As for girls not farting, they are pretty good at holding it in, but they will devastate the bathroom.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=_xdOZYMdr6s

My sister does that to her kid once and a while, but not when he's sleeping

[Silver350]

For my room clearing anything with season salt will garentee death in a three block radius.

[Junky Giorgio]

Volcano taco's at Taco Bell......ooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy burning riiiiim

[PureSound15]

Protein shakes - specifically Nitrotech protein.

[CobraSnake]

um... most to all, pretty much everyone that lives around me knows that I fart all the time no matter what I eat
I'm the same way. I was sitting with my wife last night and I couldn't figure out why I was farting so much. I was fart so much that it was actually starting to irritate me.:goof

Mark

[y2kws6]

I cleared people out of a seat in a movie theater 5 rows up and 8 seats over after eating a Steak and Cheese (peppers included) from Hardees when they were around.

Dan

[juicedimpss]

almost all food gives me gas.

[Voodoo Chick]

Wait, he out-grew that though? I hope Adam does too!



Well........He sort of grew out of it......Except when there's other guys around.......Then it's back to square 1.

[jbiscuit]

cheap beer
spicey chicken wings
pasta
anything Qdoba

[Holeshot]

I'm so glad girls don't fart. ):

Fart maybe not but queefs are a sure thing :rolf:rolf

[Car Guy]

I can't believe this thread has made it this far......:alcoholic

[Voodoo Chick]

I can't believe this thread has made it this far......:alcoholic
Oh, I'm not surprised.........I can see it going on for easily another page or so..........

[CobraSnake]

I'm so glad girls don't fart. I hate it when Adam farts. ):
My wife tried pulling that one time. She said girls don't fart and thats why I've never heard her fart. Then she thought she would be funny and "pretend" she was farting when one slipped out. You should've seen how quick her face turned red. hahahaha I've never laughed so hard. But I do agree that guys are gross and thats why is almost ok if we fart. Where is girls have to be pretty and all that all the time so when they fart its funny or disgusting.

Mark

[Flicktitty]

Whitecastle burgers = napalm


AGREEED!
the burps from White castle are deadly too.

[Crawlin]

I had to turn and look at one of my ex's and ask her if she was poking me with a cigarette lighter from a car one night when she was next to me... holy shit was that just a warm gush of air, haha. DUTCH OVEN!!!!

[CobraSnake]

I had to turn and look at one of my ex's and ask her if she was poking me with a cigarette lighter from a car one night when she was next to me... holy shit was that just a warm gush of air, haha. DUTCH OVEN!!!!
I love that but the wife no longer does:goof

[Trutildeathxxx]

anything from jimmy's grotto in waukesha

[73Dustr]

Venison and any Mexican food. Chinese food does it too.

[Reverend Cooper]

Water and air. ask anyone that knows me.

[Cjburn]

Chili Cheese Fritos...

[Ricky Bobby]

my stomach is fucked anything greezy and its on :rolf

[lordairgtar]

marinara sauce makes me gassy.