Epic Beast thread

[lordairgtar]

This will blow them all out of the water. If you have sensitive eyes, do NOT look.

[BadAzzGTA89]

This will blow them all out of the water. If you have sensitive eyes, do NOT look.

What beast were?
Lay off the drugs :rolf

[awsomeears]

I'm guessing he forgot the link..... Fail.......................

[Smokey1226]

The Ruffles got to him today! lol

[GRAMPS SS]

no link= f a i l

[michelle]

I'm guessing it was that girl posing in front of the Integra.

[lordairgtar]

It was so hideous I forgot the link. I'm a fat dude but WOW!!!
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

[michelle]

Oh, that's a repost.

[lordairgtar]

The Ruffles got to him today! lol
Can I help it I like plain Ruffles which you can't find anywhere in a small bag.

[lordairgtar]

Oh, that's a repost.
Didn't know. When?

[BadAzzGTA89]

As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

:rolf:rolf:rolf

[michelle]

http://www.brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33400

[-stew-]

Oh, that's a repost.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/stewsquarenuts/repost4bq.jpg

[GRAMPS SS]

repost or not...dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm to lose his virginity to that..:puke..dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....


and shes worried about losing her figure....hell you won't even know she's pregnant......first i can't belive it found it...must of did the flour trick for that one...i can't eat my lunch now....thanks GREG....:puke

[lordairgtar]

Musta had one hell of a looooong reproducer.

[GRAMPS SS]

Maybe she sat on him and he is now skinnier then before...or dead from no air...

[lordairgtar]

I think he had to stick his head in there, wiggle his ears, and spit.

[GRAMPS SS]

^^^^^^^^^ your a sick man GREG

[lordairgtar]

I know.

[Waver]

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sloth-goonies.jpg


yeah I see the family resembelence

[Slow Joe]

I HOPE that's a joke.... :rolf :rolf

[Waver]

what are you referring to joe lol

[Slow Joe]

The pics of that "couple"

She's just so large...

He would have to have a Conversion van or larger to fit that woman... er... whatever that is...

[Waver]

a whale?

[Nix]

That shit has to be a joke. ******* puke bitch! :wooo

[GRAMPS SS]

The pics of that "couple"

She's just so large...

He would have to have a Conversion van or larger to fit that woman... er... whatever that is...

come on now JOE...who are we to stand in the way of love....she would just mow us down....and that would leave a mark...

[Voodoo Chick]

Holy sh*t.

[BoosTT]

ewwww

[SpdRcrZ]

I HOPE that's a joke.... :rolf :rolf

you tell me.....


CrumBum
==I got married last weekend [pics]==
11-18-2008, 03:19 AM


CrumBum
I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.


CrumBum
As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her.


CrumBum
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

and on page 9


Posted by CrumBum View Post
How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.
When you said the following in your OP:
Quote:

Posted by CrumBum
I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.
Hmm, me calls bullshit on you. If you're going to fuck around, at least have the common sense not to contradict yourself before the end of page 1. Just my $.02

Regardless, she is one fugly behemoth of a thing. Five-head, and all.

and on page 13

CrumBum
Dammit I knew the pregnant before marriage and losing my virginity on wedding night would get me. I was just too lazy and tired to edit.



CrumBum

Originally Posted by shunK-1fan View Post
dude, your sig got you before you started the thread. I find hilarious the fact that people believed it could be you. O_O
lol I cant believe it either


CrumBum
Originally Posted by submitter View Post
One of the best troll jobs i have seen on this or any forum.
*bows*

Her myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781)

His myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657)

So yea...... CrumBum isn't the guy in the pics...... but the "couple" are real..... or so it seems......

sorry.... I was bored.

[GRAMPS SS]

brother> sister???????????

[DRK]

DAMN! that just fucked up my sex drive for a while. just DAMN!

[Waver]

shit I would cry too if I fucked that as well...hell I might try to purposly get my self killed if I were him

[Voodoo Chick]

Some people are just so gross-looking it's simply unbelievable.