Another Dudes Wife THREAD FTL

[00SoSlow]

Came across this on a dif car forum... reminded me of the ELI chick posing for the integra


http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/


ENJOY!!!



:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

[Al]

That woman has a forehead like a drive-in theater!

I'm going bald, but she has me beat!

[Voodoo Chick]

Holy SH*T......That's about all I can say.....

[slickwilly]

This picture is fukking epic:

http://a396.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_300a68bc8ab52e02869d4bec8c0b808b.jpg

Even though it's fake, the pictures are SO worth it. :rolf Oh and this quote:


I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.

Just awesome.

[GTSLOW]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1178/1396214591_8732cbcb9b.jpg

:rolf:rolf

[pOrk]

"How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great."

HAHA

[WickedSix]

he says he lost his virginity the wedding night in the first post....then later says he married her because they have a kid on the way.... fake...but funny

[97z2801ss]

fat bald chicks are never attractive

[Silver350]

Must be really bad because my work has the pictures blocked :-P

[Waver]

wasnt she in that movie the goonies?

[GTSLOW]

he says he lost his virginity the wedding night in the first post....then later says he married her because they have a kid on the way.... fake...but funny

I think the whole post/story is fake. That's just some myspace page he found. Either way that shits nasty. :stare

Also he's in ROTC not an actual Soldier.

[CobraSnake]

OMG when I heard this I almost died laughing.

and weighing in at a combined 2000 pounds..........................The brides maids

[Anakonda69]

wow.....lol

[johnny--2k]

well, the myspace pages are real which is scary enough by itself!

[RanJer]

http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg

[Reverend Cooper]

Holy Fvck

[Goat Roper]

God could have at least compensated with giant cans, she must have been Hitler in a previous life to deserve this

http://a948.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_f8c2607bcf55f9586812f7173604772b.jpg

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781

[STANMAN]

The OP admits it's all fake. Still a good read:rolf

[Goat Roper]

The OP admits it's all fake. Still a good read:rolf

Yeah, pieces like this don't help :rolf


Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

[Poncho]

and then suddenly I feel better about myself.

[Karps TA]

If my friend married that and asked me to be his best man, or even stand up in that wedding, I'll tell him to go f' himself and never speak with him again.