badass88gt
11-18-2008, 08:32 PM
This ones pretty good.....
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to
the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush
is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old
man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no
longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and,
again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President
Bush.' The Marine, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand? '
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love
hearing it.'
The Marine started laughing and said, 'See you tomorrow.'
One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to
the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and meet
with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said, 'Sir, Mr. Bush
is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old
man said, 'Okay' and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.'
The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no
longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and,
again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same U. S. Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President
Bush.' The Marine, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand? '
The old man looked at the Marine and said, 'Oh, I understand. I just love
hearing it.'
The Marine started laughing and said, 'See you tomorrow.'