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GRAMPS SS
11-09-2008, 10:36 PM
1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

Voodoo Chick
11-10-2008, 12:55 AM
Yeah, those are bound to be show-stoppers............

00SoSlow
11-10-2008, 01:00 AM
those are great!!! haha

4eyedstang
11-10-2008, 07:46 AM
Nice shoes wanna f*ck? FTW!

GRNDNL
11-10-2008, 08:09 AM
You forgot.......

Your not that hot but I'd f--k you anyway........

srt4eh
11-10-2008, 08:48 AM
lol....awesome

BadAzzGTA89
11-10-2008, 10:11 AM
I like this one.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

Crawlin
11-10-2008, 10:34 AM
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

I'm not the hottest guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...

eltness350
11-11-2008, 06:22 PM
pick up linez ftw!

1BadBytch
11-12-2008, 04:04 PM
..those are kinda sad :rolf

Breecher_7
11-14-2008, 10:57 PM
ironic my wife told me this one today

did you grow up on a chicken farm?

because you sure know how to raise a cock.

00SoSlow
11-14-2008, 11:36 PM
^^^someones gonna have a good nite

240nspec
11-17-2008, 12:23 PM
You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

worked for me twice, no lie ;)

VroomPshhTsi
11-17-2008, 01:45 PM
*stolen from family guy, quagmire*

"I don't want to come between you two... or do i???" *giggity*

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"

Smokey1226
11-17-2008, 11:46 PM
pick up linez ftw!

excuse me sir, but this thread is for Domestic Drivers only :thumbsup :D

What's up mang!

michelle
11-18-2008, 06:50 AM
ironic my wife told me this one today

did you grow up on a chicken farm?

because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Haha, I will have to remember that one.