Niggar family.....

[STANMAN]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3525197928991779986


I know there's been alot of racial tension on here lately, I figured I would post one of Chappelle's funniest skits that shows just how stupid stereotypes are, and that even a black guy, making fun of white people, who are in turn making fun of steroetypical black person behaviour, is still funny. Can't we all just be HUMAN, who cares what color anyone is:thumbsup Dave Chappelle basically plays on stereotypes in every single one of his sketches, that he writes with his best friend who's WHITE BTW. We could all learn a little something from Chappelle, it's OK to laugh every once in awhile instead of taking everything so fing personal, no matter WHAT race you are. I mean he even has a re-occuring stereotypical "chinaman" in his skits. The shits funny, I don't care who you are, lets all laugh instead of get angry, lifes to short for that shit!!!

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[Goat Roper]

Next to "Pepsi Clear" I will never understand his decision to stop the show. Genius.

[kornholio788]

Another classic of his, would be in the third season they do a pixy skit. Way too funny.

[badass88gt]

His best ever:

http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00147/97/56/147166579_m.jpg

http://www.populationstatistic.com/images/chappelle_timehaters.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/bbkfamanda/chapelle_prince_party.jpg

[Goat Roper]

His best ever:

http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00147/97/56/147166579_m.jpg


Clayton Bigsby :rolf

[Goat Roper]

How about Popcopy? http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1824209657471621532

[badass88gt]

LOL, remember the Black Gallagher?

"Hope you all like my outfit. The queer guys came by and had an eye for me"

[badass88gt]

Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators?

Dave Chappelle: Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.

Prosecutor: That's correct.

[STANMAN]

Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators?

Dave Chappelle: Sir, I have never seen Michael's alleged penis, but I bet you that I can describe it all right? Let me guess... there's a head, a shaft, some balls, hair - maybe pressed, permed hair, with glitter sprinkled on it.

Prosecutor: That's correct.

I mean I couldn't even pick my own penis out of a lineup, and me and my penis are like THIS son!!!!

[Lash]

Tron: There are! I say there are so many amendments in the constitution of the United States of Americaaaa! I can only choose one! I can only choose ooooooone! I plead the fif! I plead the fif! FIVE! 1,2,3,4, fiiiif! Anything you say! FIIIF! Go ahead and ask me a question!
Senator: How do...
Tron: Fif! I like to show all of you a secret document!
[pulls out a piece of paper saying "FiF"]
Tron: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiif!

[Lash]

Kent Wallace: You've never left this property, have you, Mr. Bigsby?
Clayton Bigsby: No, sir, not in many years.
Kent Wallace: What if I were to tell you that you're an African American?
Clayton Bigsby: Sir! I'm going to make this clear. I'm in no way, shape or form involved in any kind of niggerdom.






Everybody, I have alot of things to discuss, mainly nigras!
America's at war with Al-Canada! But we're still losing the war against AAAAAALLLLLLL... SHARPTON!
Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!
Don't let the liberal media tell you how to think and feel! If you have hate in your heart let it out!
If you don't like "Will & Grace", don't mean there's something wrong with you! Means there's something wrong with Will; he's a homosexual!
WHITE POWER! Colin Powell... Condoleezza Rice. Condoleezza Rice, sounds like Mexican dish. Maybe we should put her on a plate and send her to Mexico so the Mexicans will eat her. White Power!

[Lash]

Tyrone: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?

'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack!

Tyrone: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you.




:rolf

[Lash]

Tyrone: You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious.

[Lash]

News Reporter: What about people who say you're only interested in the Middle East for oil?
President Black Bush: What? Huh? Oil? Who said somethin' bout oil, bitch. You cookin? Oil? Man, I don't know what...
[knocks over water pitcher]
President Black Bush: Come on, y'all! Get out of here!

[Lash]

Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.

Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays!

[Lash]

Negrodamus: White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X.

[Lash]

Audience Member: Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Negrodamus: Because he has the receipt.

[Lash]

Gonerrhia: Oh, hello Dave Chappelle. Haven't seen you in a while.
Dave Chappelle: ...Sick motherfucker...

[Lash]

Tyrone Biggums: [Tyrone is eating elk penis as part of the final challenge on Fear Factor] You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!

[Lash]

I own all of the seasons......lol.

[CobraSnake]

My wife works at KISS FM and Charlie Murphy came into the office the other day.

I don't care what race you are that is one funny skit.

Mark

[CobraSnake]

I own all of the seasons......lol.

the funny thing is you had those all typed out yet I could act out the whole scene in my head. Chappell is GREAT!!!!

These two were two of my favorites.

http://www.pp2g.tv/vZ3x7Zw__.aspx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeFVHPwGrA

[kornholio788]

I own all of the seasons......lol.
So do I lol. And now reading this thread I have the sudden want to go home and watch them tonight:rolf:thumbsup

[Yeehaw]

i like the fear factor one with tyron

[badass88gt]

Lemme tell you something you may not know Joe Rogan.....I smoke rocks.


LOL, or something like that.

[Exitspeed]

Seriously the best skit show in the history of the universe.

[kornholio788]

My favorite has always been the Player Haters Ball.

"She wears underwhere with **** holes in them"

Close second would be Tyrones drug intervention haha.
"What you talking bout man I don't do drugs! Do we get crack at the end?"

[badass88gt]

LOL, Silky Johnson, Buck Nasty, and Beautiful. Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay porn. LMFAOLOLOLPLODLLLLOLOL

[kornholio788]

LOL, Silky Johnson, Buck Nasty, and Beautiful. Beautiful does stunts for Little Richard in gay porn. LMFAOLOLOLPLODLLLLOLOL

Buck Nasty what can I say about that jacket that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan...it looks bombed out and depleted.


Now if you will excuse me I have to go home and put water in Buck Nasty's mommas dish. Good night.


I am so watching these tonight hahahha:rolf

[70 cutlass 442]

Chad: Tyree, you stabbed my dad! And you had sex with Katie.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.

Tron: Katie has some big ass tit-tays!

watched that episode last nite.

[00SoSlow]

chapelle is shit!!! i love it

[Jellobriafra]

You all speak the truth. I about shit myself the first time I saw the Nigga Family and Clayton Bigsby skits.