Random Friday: BCM horror story run-on

[jbiscuit]

I'm sure you all have done this before...where you add a line to continue the story. This one will have a BCM theme and should include horrific additions and screen names where appropriate please. This should be good. :rolf

Here is the start:
It was Friday. A cold and rainy night. The wind was whistling outside and the house was creaking. HeatSeeker peered outside and watched the rain hit the window when he heard a noise coming from outside in the backyard.....



add to this.....AND go!

[CobraSnake]

It was Friday. A cold and rainy night. The wind was whistling outside and the house was creaking. HeatSeeker peered outside and watched the rain hit the window when he heard a noise coming from outside in the backyard.....



OMG and what does he see but, Nismodave drinking Miller High Lifes and poopy in his trash can.

[Crawlin]

Thinks to himself...wow Dave must be really disappointed that it's the end of the year and he has to put the Nissan away. He realizes he's pooping on the hood!!

(nevermind the political)

[DR.FORD]

but being full of Miller and the remains of his Taco Bell lunch, he didn't realize his pants were not down and just scharted...

[Voodoo Chick]

When suddenly, out of a dark cluster of trees, a horrible creature burst forth, it was.....

[88Nightmare]

Old man wayne and his mountainqueer. All the children saw this and ran to.....

[CPonyGo]

it was skelator -stay away he screams but Heatseaker is confused....

[juicedimpss]

and heatseeker calls his friend BrandonW...........

[STANMAN]

Where they attempt to do an impressive burnout in Brandons getaway Mustang but........

[Beagle]

as Brandon W is flying down highway in his 5.0 he sees.......

[juicedimpss]

himself getting in heatseekers pants...

[Beagle]

Brandon W is having the time of his life when all of a sudden he slams on his brakes and slides into.......

[juicedimpss]

someone elses girlfriend. suddenly......

[Feature Pony]

he hears vanilla ice playing on the radio ice, ice, baby and then he turns

[Silver350]

and sees Jason (yellow wagon) Beating......

[Crawlin]

a Mazda Speed 6 that the guy was tough talking him for the Snow Drags in winter!

[Voodoo Chick]

But then, he hears a terrible sound, turns, and sees the hideous, leering face of......

[theavenger333]

myles, partially concealed in a ghilly suit

[CPonyGo]

...gently touching himself while looking at Coops ballz

[Silver350]

Coop feels extremly proud of his lower extremities and wishes that......

[jbiscuit]

Silver350 would stop touching him inappropriately in "the naughty place" while....

[STANMAN]

singing "I'm a little teapot short and stout" but in Russ Jeromes voice that sounds just like............

[Beagle]

Brandon W whining about being photo shopped on bcm so he leaves and returns the site several times and then.....

[theavenger333]

swings from Tuff's already small nuts some more..

[STANMAN]

swings from Tuff's already small nuts some more..

Causing them to completly tear off, at which point he whispers in Brandons ear..............

[CobraSnake]

Causing them to completly tear off, at which point he whispers in Brandons ear..............

dip my balls in it!!!! Then brandon goes out to get some chocolate and sees...

[Beagle]

All of Bcm Throwing down Ban haammers........

[STANMAN]

dip my balls in it!!!! Then brandon goes out to get some chocolate and sees...

Lit666 stocking the shelves at Sendiks, Brandon calls Lit over and says...........

[Beagle]

Everyone hates me what do I do......

[theavenger333]

beagz answers "balls balls balls balls"

[Beagle]

Of steele!!!!!!

[70 cutlass 442]

Brandon ignores beagz and wonders down isle 6 to pickup tampons......

[STANMAN]

Brandon ignores beagz and wonders down isle 6 to pickup tampons......

Which he inserts into his sandy vag causing............

[Beagle]

Him to sell his mustang and return to being a....

[STANMAN]

Him to sell his mustang and return to being a....

a side line pole smoker, which he really never left. Upon seeing this happening at his store, Lit yells...............

[SmokinRAM114]

a side line pole smoker, which he really never left. Upon seeing this happening at his store, Lit yells...............

hey get me some damn cheese!! but brandon does...

[Beagle]

grabs the cheese and starts crying.....

[Yeehaw]

...and spits it out because it is not cheese its a rubber dog toy shaped cheese

[Beagle]

Brandon W then runs through the isles looking for his mom when........

[70 cutlass 442]

he sees what he thinks is his mom..... nope, just poncho dan

[STANMAN]

he sees what he thinks is his mom..... nope, just poncho dan

Poncho Dan, thinking it would be funny to qoute Fat Bastard from Gold Member looks at Brandon and says "Ima gunna eat you", to which Brandon replies................

[70 cutlass 442]

start with my anus then work your way to my huge mangina, but be gentle

[Beagle]

Poncho Dan eats Brandon W and immediately transforms into Poncho Jan revealing his secret identity. Suddenly Breecher busts through the wall screaming OH YEAH!!!! Poncho Jan then.......

[nismodave]

....runs to grap a glass, so he can drink some of Breechers hateraide...

[STANMAN]

....runs to grap a glass, so he can drink some of Breechers hateraide...

But it tastes like taint, which for some reason Poncho Jan seems to like, so he looks at Lit and says.........

[nismodave]

....my GTO could whup your stang with 4 spark plug wires off and no oil!!!

[Beagle]

Poncho Jan then threatens BADLS1 to fix his car and create the greatest LSx tune ever when....

[nismodave]

....Mrs Doubtfire jumps in between them and says...

[Beagle]

Hold on Poncho Jan's car is slow he lost to MYLES hurt firebird and blaimed it on the clutch.......

[STANMAN]

....Mrs Doubtfire jumps in between them and says...

Tom replaced the broken gears in my car and they were still broken, I thought he had the magik touch to unbreak stuff, to which Poncho Jan replies......

[Beagle]

Brandon w must still be alive i heard him yelling copy and paste.......

[nismodave]

Poncho decides he is outmatched and drives away, leaving Litt, Brandon, Breecher and Tom to.....

[STANMAN]

Poncho decides he is outmatched and drives away, leaving Litt, Brandon, Breecher and Tom to.....

Shop at Sendicks, which is so close to Waynes house that he happens to stop in and say.......

[STANMAN]

Shop at Sendicks, which is so close to Waynes house that he happens to stop in and say.......

hey, I see all you guys standing in a circle, you waiting for a pivot man? Just wait a second, I will call........

[70 cutlass 442]

Simon, but simon says he cant make it becuase he blew up 7 different cv axels trying to paralell park this morning...

[HAMRHEAD]

In which he ran over two naked midgets, wrestling over a half eaten steak burrito and..

[70 cutlass 442]

brandon wanted to know more about the steak then the burrito because he is .....

[moels]

Spreading his burrito and waiting for a tube steak...........

[STANMAN]

Spreading his burrito and waiting for a tube steak...........

To which Wayne replies "Tube steak??? Why have tube steak when you can have BBQUICK, because we all know BBQuick has the best........

[moels]

Candy canes in town, besides the one parked over there.

[STANMAN]

Candy canes in town, besides the one parked over there.

"WHICH ONE OVER THERE" the circle says, as their heads whip around expecting to see the finest mustang this side of the Mississippi, but instead they just see.......

[moels]

Stanmans POS

[HAMRHEAD]

With a 4 sale sign in the window because

[STANMAN]

With a 4 sale sign in the window because

He was inspired by Moels to sell his cool ass mustang and buy a pink crotch rocket and a Durango. This made the circle of peeps at Sendicks say......

[moels]

I hope he can make that pink bike look as cool as Moels' did with his before he sold that and bought a Z28.

[STANMAN]

I hope he can make that pink bike look as cool as Moels' did with his before he sold that and bought a Z28.

And then all of them (execpt Tom) laughed a trite laugh when they said Z28 because they all realized.......

[moels]

That when Moels' is finished with the Z28, it will not only be cool looking but pretty gosh darn fast as well.

[HAMRHEAD]

At least faster than..

[moels]

a pedal bike

[STANMAN]

a pedal bike

with square wheels, which still is faster than one of the circles cars, so the owner of that car spoke up and said "wait till next year when.........

[Feature Pony]

I got the Nosss on and I need a 3 car hit because I only have...

[STANMAN]

I got the Nosss on and I need a 3 car hit because I only have...

A mountineer says Wayne, who looks straight into the eyes of.........

[Feature Pony]

Brandon w and says again copy and paste b**** and just then a super fly mopar shows up with....

[STANMAN]

Brandon w and says again copy and paste b**** and just then a super fly mopar shows up with....

Prince Valiant at the wheel, saying "yeah, it's only a 318, but........."

[Reverend Cooper]

its still prettier and faster than that sleigh.

[HAMRHEAD]

But after looking in the trunk realized

[Reverend Cooper]

something smelled funny and,

[HAMRHEAD]

Pulled back a sheet to reveal the dead body of

[Reverend Cooper]

Jimmy MF'ng Hoffa!

[HAMRHEAD]

Who strangely enough looks kinda like

[Reverend Cooper]

Santa

[HAMRHEAD]

But upon further inspection this appeared to be a woman! Or...

[Reverend Cooper]

a sperm whale

[STANMAN]

At the very least a metro sexual, someone who, had he been alive, would have stated "I want to drive a .........."

[HAMRHEAD]

Twin turbo Pacer with a tricked out suspension and

[STANMAN]

Twin turbo Pacer with a tricked out suspension and

24 inch rims, while the radio blares.........

[Reverend Cooper]

saved by zero

[HAMRHEAD]

Then out of nowhere 88Nightmare jumps out with a machete...

[Reverend Cooper]

and starts to sing Rio by duran duran

[STANMAN]

and starts to sing Rio by duran duran

While rubbing his privates looking directly into the eyes of.....

[Reverend Cooper]

the tiger

[STANMAN]

the tiger

Because of the old GTO add of "catch a tiger by the tail", which of course was a tribute to his real love interest of.........

[SBC-Fox]

Flock of seagulls

[STANMAN]

Flock of seagulls

Which inspired Boosted Pony's future haircut, which of course makes all the girlies scream.......

[SBC-Fox]

omg its the boosted mo fukin pony which in return makes santa so jelous he..........

[STANMAN]

omg its the boosted mo fukin pony which in return makes santa so jelous he..........

puts altezzas on his car before he goes up to automaotion in the dells, and when he's driving down the main strip in the dells he hears..........

[SBC-Fox]

Dam look and that green and silver fox and ohh theres that candy cane mobile which made santa so pissed off he............

[Reverend Cooper]

cried

[SBC-Fox]

for days and days until..............

[STANMAN]

he looked at boosted pony's mouth, then he started crying tears out of his penis because boosted's mouth is so sexy it even makes..........

[SBC-Fox]

A gay guy feel gayer after reading your post most people would run to hills after.............

[STANMAN]

A gay guy feel gayer after reading your post most people would run to hills after.............

Seeing your hideous tail lights, luckily your car is so slow that rarely happens, and when it does you know it's time to.......

[Voodoo Chick]

Run from that horrifying beast chasing you!! Oh, wait, that's not a beast, that's.........

[STANMAN]

Run from that horrifying beast chasing you!! Oh, wait, that's not a beast, that's.........

a UFO, wait, that's not a UFO, that's a Roush!!!! And you know you can't run from a Roush, you can only.......

[88Nightmare]

turn to the driver and say stop talking like a sausage. At which point the roush driver will drop his pants and say....

[Voodoo Chick]

If you wanna talk SAUSAGE, boy, take a look at........

[88Nightmare]

boostedpony. That boy has more sausage then.....

[STANMAN]

If you wanna talk SAUSAGE, boy, take a look at........

the sticker price of my car, you can buy ALOT of sausage with that kind of money, even if you buy it at......

[Voodoo Chick]

Klement's, who have sausages that would make a grown man......

[STANMAN]

Klement's, who have sausages that would make a grown man......

Grow hair on his ballz, even if someone was staring at them, much like.........

[88Nightmare]

stanman busting a load for his sleigh, much like 88nightmare likes to....

[Voodoo Chick]

Notice the way everyone was staring at that big, scary......

[lordairgtar]

Wayne who is old, but not as old as I...

[HAMRHEAD]

Feel, so to combat the arthritis lord air guitar was feeling throughout his body he went to the local porn store and...

[88Nightmare]

bought a blow up doll and wore out the asshole on it. So he called up coop and said......

[Waver]

bought a blow up doll and wore out the asshole on it. So he called up coop and said......

are you looking at my ballz? To what coop replied

[theavenger333]

i'm Jimmy MF'ng Johnson, damn right you lookin at my ballz

[Sprayaway Fox]

.....Then silence, they both hopped in a stolen cutlass and hit the strip club with more anticipation then a........

[88Nightmare]

honda owner with type r stickers that keeps breaking cv axles.


Later that night......

[HAMRHEAD]

decided more stickers were called for to add horsepower to battle the cutlass! So the Honda owner called upon Team Rush to...

[lordairgtar]

do it, but they instead refered them to scale racer who would dewind their motor and shim the magnets.

[Voodoo Chick]

......and they all lived happily ever after.........

[88Nightmare]

until flicktitty came along and forgot the audio/video cables and said....

[RanJer]

he was sorry he was late but his silverado's tailpipes were packed full of snow...

[lordairgtar]

cones from the carnival where...

[Feature Pony]

the whores were let out to do freak shows on........

[Reverend Cooper]

mikey the one eye ogre

[Holeshot]

Removed his cape

[Reverend Cooper]

and said "hey,you lookin' at ma ballz"

[lordairgtar]

and coop sez "hellz yeah"

[HAMRHEAD]

Then proceeded to drop his own pants and

[lordairgtar]

we found he has no ballz, but a huge...

[Yeehaw]

sandy vagina

[GTSLOW]

with a set of beef curtains.

[Yeehaw]

that looks like a bull dog eating ice cream

[Mr Twigbert]

the sticker price of my car, you can buy ALOT of sausage with that kind of money, even if you buy it at......

Funny, you would think for the sticker price of your car you could have bought a chick to have a kid w/ that did't require meds to live a normal life.. :wow

[Irish]

Oh snap!!!

[moels]

Wow! It just got realz!

[SBC-Fox]

just a lil unnecessary imo uncool

[moels]

Stanman has said some personal things in this thread as well.

[SBC-Fox]

About someone on the board? Or did he attack somone that he didn't know such as somones spouse gf and or family? not defending Stanman he's a big boy just saying thats uncool

[STANMAN]

Wow! It just got realz!

No, it just went to la la land. Seann has never met my fiance, couldn't pick her out of lineup if there was only 2 people in it. Don't know where he comes up with this shit, but I won't have someone who isn't part of this forum, therefore unable to defend herself, be drug through the mud by someone who has some sort of vendetta against me. Rip on me all you want, I am a big boy and can handle it, and hell, at least he knows me. Keep my fiance out of it. Post has been reported, my tolerance for certain things has a very short fuse.

[STANMAN]

Stanman has said some personal things in this thread as well.

What, you call my car a POS, and I am just supposed to take it. Look at where it started Wayne ole boy, you will quickly find I only called out your pink crotch rocket days AFTER you started in on me.


BTW-how are things up at Steel, things are looking grim down here. I mean we are staying busy, no lay offs, but man it's looking bad!!

[moels]

I wasn't referring to what we said to eachother Bob. I have thick skin and can take it as well as I can dish it. I was referring to other posts I've read.

We are cut down to 40 hours a week up here. Like you said, no layoffs but it isn't looking good for awhile. The positive side is that I have alot of time off during the holidays for once.

[STANMAN]

I wasn't referring to what we said to eachother Bob. I have thick skin and can take it as well as I can dish it. I was referring to other posts I've read.

We are cut down to 40 hours a week up here. Like you said, no layoffs but it isn't looking good for awhile. The positive side is that I have alot of time off during the holidays for once.

I would love to have these pointed out, I have made a real effort to ALWAYS keep the personal stuff out of my posts. And I am not fluffing here, I would like to know for real so I can correct it.


Have you guys had gainsharing lately? we haven't had it at all, besides for safety, which stands alone, otherwise our profit gate has been CLOSED.

[moels]

I'm not going to go back and quote things that seemed like personal attacks to me. Maybe I am wrong and they aren't taken that way. No big deal. I do not know the story of your gf or wife or if Twig and you are friends or not, so I won't even get into that one.

[STANMAN]

I'm not going to go back and quote things that seemed like personal attacks to me. Maybe I am wrong and they aren't taken that way. No big deal. I do not know the story of your gf or wife or if Twig and you are friends or not, so I won't even get into that one.

Once upon a time we were, but stuff like this has made us go our seperate ways.


How about the gainshare up by you? Us Charter Automotive folks were always jelous of Steels fatty gainshare numbers:rolf Now I think we are all in the same boat:mad:

[HAMRHEAD]

Well this thread is over! :alcoholic

[moels]

Once upon a time we were, but stuff like this has made us go our seperate ways.


How about the gainshare up by you? Us Charter Automotive folks were always jelous of Steels fatty gainshare numbers:rolf Now I think we are all in the same boat:mad:

We got a gs check for last qtr. but I think that will be the last one for awhile.

Back on topic now!

[STANMAN]

that looks like a bull dog eating ice cream

but bull dogs don't eat ice cream says Stanman, I think it looks like.........

[Mr Twigbert]

Bob, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones..

You're a smug, unhappy little man and you make me sick.. You have, in recent posts, made me truly despise you..

Report me, turn me in, call my daddy, notify the principal or what ever you feel you need to do.. But you sir, can suck my ass..

[Mr Twigbert]

About someone on the board? Or did he attack somone that he didn't know such as somones spouse gf and or family? not defending Stanman he's a big boy just saying thats uncool


Like I even doubted you would chime in to his rescue..

Do you have a hard time breathing w/ his nutz in your mouth?

[STANMAN]

Bob, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones..

You're a smug, unhappy little man and you make me sick.. You have, in recent posts, made me truly despise you..

Report me, turn me in, call my daddy, notify the principal or what ever you feel you need to do.. But you sir, can suck my ass..

I'm not little.:rolf