Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress

[Goat Roper]

The Onion, of course. We need a laugh.

"Today the American people have made their voices heard, and they have said, 'Things are finally as terrible as we're willing to tolerate," said Obama, addressing a crowd of unemployed, uninsured, and debt-ridden supporters. "To elect a black man, in this country, and at this time—these last eight years must have really broken you."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to

[Goat Roper]

Even better; http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_win_causes_obsessive

[Karps TA]

Howard Stern was saying something similar this morning. That George Bush will be looked at in history as a Civil Rights Hero for screwing things up so badly that the country would actually vote a black man in. They joked that even an illegal alien would have won. lol

[Windsors 03 Cobra]

even an illegal alien would have won

LoL.

[ND4SPD]

I thought an Illegal Alien did win? Where's his birth certificate!? :D I'M KIDDING!