GTSLOW
10-27-2008, 08:09 PM
So we're looking for a place in Madison and my wife sent this guy an email on craigslist and this is the email she got:
Hello,
It is a great pleasure that you are interested in my house and it is my gladness to hearing from you.I am Rev Raymond Patricio the owner of the house you are making inquiry of.Actually I resided in the house with my wife before my transfer from my church on a missionary to West Africa and presently my house is still available for rent for $900 USD including the utilities like hydro,washer and security.I tried looking for someone before leaving the country that can leave the keys behind with but it was late.I left the state 14 days ago and the house is available for as long as you want. Pls i want you to note that i am a kind and honest man and also i spent a lot on my property that i want to give you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own, i want you to keep it tidy all the time .I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. You can reach me on +234-802-425-1674 or 011-234-802-425-1674.
SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATION FORM RENT
APPLICATION FORM.
PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
Full Name______________________________________________ ____ Home Phone ( ) ________________________
Date of Birth_________________________________
Other Phone ( ) ___________________
Current Address_______________________________Apt#________ City__________________ State______ Zip________
Reasons for Leaving____________________________Rent $__________Phone ( ) ____________________________
Are you married____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
Do you have a pet____________________________
Do you have a car____________________________
Occupation____________________________
House Address
1209 Iowa Street
Madison, WI 53714
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you,please we are giving you all this base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into Gods hand,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this.
She sent him this:
Hi! I was wondering how many dogs you allow?? I have three minature daschunds who are very well behaved and house broken. They weigh about 10lbs each. Also would there be an extra charge per dog?
Douche replied with:
Thanks very much for your reply and also i can see your willingness in my house . I have decided to let you live in my house,however if you are ready to rent the house now,then that will not be a problem but you would have to make the first month fee ( $900) to hold the house and also we will send the keys and document of the house to you via the UPS to the address you send to me and the tracking number will be sent to you so that you can possible occupy our house. Pls once again,we are giving you this on trust and do not disappoint us and i promise you that you will love the house.
So pls get back to me today.
I await your reply ASAP.
Regard and God bless you!!!
So without signing a lease or allowing her to view the house he's just going to let her move in? After we send 900 to afria of course. I hate dirt bags like this. Hopefully I go on a peace keeping mission years from now. I'll swing by his house and punch him in the throat. And no she didn't send money or give any personal info.
Kinda disapointed she didn't pickup on his bad grammer after the first email.
Hello,
It is a great pleasure that you are interested in my house and it is my gladness to hearing from you.I am Rev Raymond Patricio the owner of the house you are making inquiry of.Actually I resided in the house with my wife before my transfer from my church on a missionary to West Africa and presently my house is still available for rent for $900 USD including the utilities like hydro,washer and security.I tried looking for someone before leaving the country that can leave the keys behind with but it was late.I left the state 14 days ago and the house is available for as long as you want. Pls i want you to note that i am a kind and honest man and also i spent a lot on my property that i want to give you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own, i want you to keep it tidy all the time .I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. You can reach me on +234-802-425-1674 or 011-234-802-425-1674.
SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATION FORM RENT
APPLICATION FORM.
PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
Full Name______________________________________________ ____ Home Phone ( ) ________________________
Date of Birth_________________________________
Other Phone ( ) ___________________
Current Address_______________________________Apt#________ City__________________ State______ Zip________
Reasons for Leaving____________________________Rent $__________Phone ( ) ____________________________
Are you married____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
How many people will be living in the house____________________________
Do you have a pet____________________________
Do you have a car____________________________
Occupation____________________________
House Address
1209 Iowa Street
Madison, WI 53714
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the key to you,please we are giving you all this base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we do not see yet and only putting everything into Gods hand,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this.
She sent him this:
Hi! I was wondering how many dogs you allow?? I have three minature daschunds who are very well behaved and house broken. They weigh about 10lbs each. Also would there be an extra charge per dog?
Douche replied with:
Thanks very much for your reply and also i can see your willingness in my house . I have decided to let you live in my house,however if you are ready to rent the house now,then that will not be a problem but you would have to make the first month fee ( $900) to hold the house and also we will send the keys and document of the house to you via the UPS to the address you send to me and the tracking number will be sent to you so that you can possible occupy our house. Pls once again,we are giving you this on trust and do not disappoint us and i promise you that you will love the house.
So pls get back to me today.
I await your reply ASAP.
Regard and God bless you!!!
So without signing a lease or allowing her to view the house he's just going to let her move in? After we send 900 to afria of course. I hate dirt bags like this. Hopefully I go on a peace keeping mission years from now. I'll swing by his house and punch him in the throat. And no she didn't send money or give any personal info.
Kinda disapointed she didn't pickup on his bad grammer after the first email.