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Korndogg
10-21-2008, 04:47 PM
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONEY LAUNDRY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON, D.C
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
Tel: 206-426-0259 Fax: 206-426-0262
website: www.fbi.gov


ATTENTION BENEFICIARY,

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVICE FROM THE FBI, FOREIGN REMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT. (FRTD), IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT THE ADB (AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK) AND C.B.N (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ) AFRICA HAS RELEASED YOUR PART OF INHERITANCE/CONTRACT PAYMENT OF US$2,500,000.00 U.S DOLLARS INTO FIRST UNION CORP IN YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY.

THE BANK IN AFRICA KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT THEY DON’T HAVE ENOUGH FACILITIES TO EFFECT THIS PAYMENT FROM EUROPE TO YOUR ACCOUNT, THEY USED WHAT WE KNOW AS SECRET DIPLOMATIC TRANSIT PAYMENT S.D.T.P TO PAY THIS FUND VIA WIRE TELEGRAPHIC. THEY ARE STILL WAITING FOR FINAL CONFIRMATION TO ENABLE THEM CREDIT THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. MEANWHILE SECRET DIPLOMATIC TRANSFER PAYMENT SYSTEM ARE NORMALLY USED ON FUNDS RELATED TO DRUG/TERRORIST AND MONEY LAUNDRY , WHY MUST YOUR FUNDS BE TRANSFER IN SUCH ARRANGMENT , IF YOUR TRANSACTION IS LEGAL, WHY CAN'T THE BANK IN AFRICA VIA EUROPE EFFECT DIRECT TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THAN SECRET DIPLOMATIC PAYMENT TRANSFER SYSTEM.

DUE TO THE INCREASED DIFFICULTIES AND UNNECESSARY SCRUTINY BY THE AMERICAN AUTHORITIES WHEN FUNDS ARE TRANSFER THROUGH SUCH PAYMENT FROM EUROPE, AFRICA AND MIDDLE EAST, BASED ON THE RECORDS WE HAD IN THE PAST ALWAYS IDENTIFIED SUCH METHOD OF PAYMENT AS ILLICIT FUNDS TRANSFER, TO AVOID PROBLEM WITH THE US GOVERNMENT AS SOON AS THESE FUNDS REFLECT IN YOUR ACCOUNT, IT IS OUR MANDATORY OBLIGATIONS TO ASCERTAIN THE VERIFICATION AND CERTIFICATION OF THIS FUNDS BEFORE THE FINAL CREDITING INTO YOUR ACCOUNT .

YOU WERE ADVISE TO CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL, AS THE FUNDS TRANSFER HAS BEEN STOPPED AND HELD IN OUR CUSTODY PENDING WHEN YOU WERE ABLE TO PROVIDE US WITH A DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER CERTIFICATE (DISTC) WITHIN 3 DAYS FROM THE COUNTRY OF ORIGIN, THAT AUTHORIZE THE TRANSFER AND CERTIFIED THAT THE FUNDS WAS ORIGINATED FROM AFRICA AND MIDDLE EAST ARE FREE FROM TERRORIST/DRUG AND MONEY LAUNDRY OR WE CONFISCATE THE PAYMENT. WE WILL ALLOW THE FUNDS TO BE RELEASE INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY YOU MAKE PROVISION THE REQUIRED DOCUMENT.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

FBI DIRECTOR

ROBERT S. MUELLER III


Note: we have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights.. If you fail to provide the documents to us, we will take proper action against you for not proof the legitimate of the fund coming to your account.
The United States department of justice order 556-73 established rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI identification record to obtain a copy of his or her own record for review. The FBI criminal justice information services (CJIS) division processes these requests to check illegal activities in US.

For an individual, we may request a copy of his or her own FBI identification record for personal review or to challenge information on the record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own identification record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country (i.e., diplomatic immunity seal of transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history background, etc.)

FBI director
Robert s. Mueller, iii

Russ Jerome
10-21-2008, 05:06 PM
The FBI has nothing better to do, copy and paste the senders IP adderss' and see
if they can hunt the sender down...and kill them. Bet the FBI wouldnt take lightly
some freak using there name :)

Windsors 03 Cobra
10-21-2008, 05:06 PM
Man they are really getting desperate.

HY35F2T
10-21-2008, 05:14 PM
yeah i got one of those to its like dude really how many ppl still belive that shit.

That_Guy
10-21-2008, 05:17 PM
forward it on to the milwaukee beuro im sure they would like to ass rape the guy

ND4SPD
10-21-2008, 05:20 PM
Wow... the wording seems rather... unprofessional for the director of the FBI. :D What'd they do... cut and paste from google translation?

MurphysLaw88GT
10-21-2008, 06:22 PM
Department of Justice Directive No. 60652 says Nigerian scams can lick ma balls.

flyin_blue_egg
10-21-2008, 07:41 PM
lol....not to mention the grammer sucks ass

0TransAm0
10-22-2008, 04:42 PM
everytime i get one of those e-mails i write back and tell them to go jump off a cliff and say alot of nasty things and in the the end i tell them to have a nice day.. :)

Korndogg
10-22-2008, 04:43 PM
yeah and then they just give your email to 10000 other africans to email you just because you emailed them back..

0TransAm0
10-22-2008, 04:51 PM
yeah and then they just give your email to 10000 other africans to email you just because you emailed them back..

i haven't gotten another one yet.. i get maybe 1 a year or so if that...

gymratt
10-22-2008, 09:08 PM
I get at least one scam email a week in my inboxes. I would like to round up all the nigerian email scammers, and subject them all to strategic dismemberment. Double amputation at the shoulders or elbows, whatever is easier and quicker:banana1: