news stories that make you LOL

[4eyedstang]

find some funny crimes or stories in your local paper post them here.

here's one. http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2008/10/01/local_news/doc48e2e3087ff45869605024.txt

OK. i can see a truck driver having porn and may even believe he had a PS3.
but 18 grand in jewelry. come on whose truck was it.

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x201/nettletond/3.jpg

[Windsors 03 Cobra]

Yea that was a good one, you know its bad when the perp is ratting on the victim.

[4eyedstang]

attack of the killer squirrel! :kennygun:

http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2008/10/16/local_news/doc48f6bf4ce02f0303097646.txt

[johnny--2k]

A couple...


A wallet containing about $4,100 was taken from Brookfield Methodist Church, 2400 N. Brookfield Road, between 2 and 4 p.m. Oct. 12.

Really, who carries $4,100 in their wallet? :wooo


A plastic bottle filled with urine was left on a front porch in the 17600 block of Lucy Circle at 10:32 p.m. Oct. 10 after someone rang the door bell and ran off

:rolf extreme ding-dong ditching?