HAMRHEAD
09-25-2008, 12:17 PM
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, ' Why such a price difference for the politicians? '
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.'
How true :rolf
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, ' Why such a price difference for the politicians? '
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.'
How true :rolf