2006wrxtr
09-17-2008, 08:36 PM
**CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'**
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house.'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me
Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house.'