Lone Ranger part 2

[STANMAN]

So, one day the bad guys get the drop on the ole Lone Ranger, but they feel so bad about killing him after all these years they decide to give him 3 wishes before he dies. For his 1st wish he asks to talk to his trusty steed Silver. They walk Silver over to the Lone Ranger, watch him whisper something in his ear, and the horse takes off like a bat out of hell. Later that night the horse comes back, but not empty, instead there is a drop dead gorgeous blonde on the back of the horse. The blonde gets off, goes into the tent, where she is not heard from again all night. The next moring the bad guys ask what he would like for his second wish, again he asks to speak with his horse. Same scenerio, horse listens and takes off, only to return with a gorgeous brunette this time. By now the bad guys are thinking to themselves "wow, after all these years of doing the right thing and being the man in white, the ole Lone Ranger is using his last wishes to be quite the pervert". So. on the 3rd morning they ask him what he wants as his last wish, and again he wishes to speak with Silver. This time when the horse walks over to him he grabs it by the ears and yells "READ MY LIPS YOU STUPID FVCKING HORSE, BRING MY POSSE!!!!!"