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DynoTom
09-09-2008, 12:14 AM
How many zeros in a billion?





This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that20figure into some perspective in
one of it's releases.


A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D.
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ...
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.


Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
is presently asking Congress for
250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number...
what does it mean?

A.
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528.

B.
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C.
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D. C

< HELLO! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Propert y Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?
Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I STILL have to
press '1'
for English.



What the heck happened?????

70 cutlass 442
09-09-2008, 12:27 AM
Good find!

HY35F2T
09-09-2008, 12:38 AM
not even going to get in it about pressing 1.

Silver86
09-09-2008, 03:15 AM
i pressed 1 and nothing happened...

CPonyGo
09-09-2008, 08:36 AM
not even going to get in it about pressing 1.

agreed

FTMFW---uggggh:flipoff2: hows that for one

SmokinRAM114
09-09-2008, 08:38 AM
**** that mother ******* 1 bullshit!

moels
09-09-2008, 08:53 AM
Too late to fix any of it. People will say " get out and vote so things will change " - What a crock of shit, the only change will be for the worse. This country is f'd!

moels
09-09-2008, 08:57 AM
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.

He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.

A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, 'Were they all dead?'

The old farmer replied, 'Well, some of them said they weren't.............but you know how them bastards lie!'

kornholio788
09-09-2008, 09:12 AM
God do I hate our countries political system and how corrupt it is.

Inspector13
09-09-2008, 09:19 AM
God do I hate our countries political system and how corrupt it is.



Same here.

Karps TA
09-09-2008, 09:30 AM
Too late to fix any of it. People will say " get out and vote so things will change " - What a crock of shit, the only change will be for the worse. This country is f'd!


What's really funny about that is just look at the ballots today and see how many incumbants are running against noone.

I hate when I do go vote and 90% of the ballot is me not even getting a choice.

moels
09-09-2008, 09:36 AM
^^^^ Good point

Karps TA
09-09-2008, 09:57 AM
Now that you have a billion in perspective, note that our deficit is now $407 billion.

Ouch. Better water that money tree some more.

Mr Twigbert
09-09-2008, 10:01 AM
Super find..

CPonyGo
09-09-2008, 10:36 AM
interesting......

wikked
09-09-2008, 11:45 AM
I pressed Juan and couldn't understand what he said.

HAMRHEAD
09-09-2008, 12:30 PM
Disturbing indeed! I pressed 1 and no one was there???? Pressed 2 and got Dell computers help line...I think that's what he said???

Irish
09-09-2008, 12:31 PM
Nice find. I if that goes through with New Orleans, I will move down there and collect my check...

Then I will spend the Money here at home!