HAMRHEAD
09-05-2008, 03:05 PM
Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, ''Where in the hell have you been?''
Larry replies, ''I was out getting a tattoo.''
''A tattoo?'' She frowned. ''What kind of tattoo did you get?''
''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,'' he said proudly.
''What the hell were you thinking?'' She said, shaking her head in disgust. ''Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?''
''Well, ONE, I like to watch my money grow. TWO, once in a while I like to play with my money. THREE, I like how money feels in my hand. And, LAST, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.''
Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.
Larry replies, ''I was out getting a tattoo.''
''A tattoo?'' She frowned. ''What kind of tattoo did you get?''
''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,'' he said proudly.
''What the hell were you thinking?'' She said, shaking her head in disgust. ''Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?''
''Well, ONE, I like to watch my money grow. TWO, once in a while I like to play with my money. THREE, I like how money feels in my hand. And, LAST, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.''
Larry is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.