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jbiscuit
09-05-2008, 10:35 AM
You have $20 and 20 minutes to live. What do you do with it? :eek:

GO!

Cryptic
09-05-2008, 10:36 AM
jesus... I just started one seconds before/after you.

I wipe my ass with $20.

I guess I'd buy some Whiskey and coke and start drinkin.

juicedimpss
09-05-2008, 10:38 AM
to buy beer or to buy a blowjob......thats the real question.

Cryptic
09-05-2008, 10:41 AM
It's hard to get drunk in 20 minutes from beer.
But where do you find a BJ for $20.. and would you really want it from that source?:puke

juicedimpss
09-05-2008, 10:43 AM
It's hard to get drunk in 20 minutes from beer.
But where do you find a BJ for $20.. and would you really want it from that source?:puke

you only have 20 minutes for the infection to bother you........:rolf

Flicktitty
09-05-2008, 10:45 AM
you only have 20 minutes for the infection to bother you........:rolf

:rolf X2. Shit if i knew i had 20min to live, i don't think i'd care about stealing/robbing places to get shit lol.

Cryptic
09-05-2008, 10:46 AM
you can't take it with you bro

CobraSnake
09-05-2008, 10:46 AM
I'd rob a bank in 5 minutes and really make my next 15 minutes FUN!!!!

Flicktitty
09-05-2008, 10:47 AM
you can't take it with you bro

i know, but you guys saying you would buy alcohol......uhm dude your dead in 20 min why pay for it?

Mr Twigbert
09-05-2008, 10:47 AM
Throw the $20 in the garbage and go sleep w/ the MILF down the street.. Whether she wanted it or not too.. :headbang

jbiscuit
09-05-2008, 10:49 AM
jesus... I just started one seconds before/after you.

I wipe my ass with $20.

I guess I'd buy some Whiskey and coke and start drinkin.


Its good to be back! Random Friday's are a necessity! :rolf

See, even this Mexican boy is down!

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3857/stupidkidqy9.jpg

Yooformula
09-05-2008, 10:50 AM
Throw the $20 in the garbage and go sleep w/ the MILF down the street.. Whether she wanted it or not too.. :headbang

ding ding ding!! but since I am married, I would spend teh time with my family getting ice cream.

Cryptic
09-05-2008, 10:53 AM
yeah in all honestly, I'd give my son the $20 and live the last few out with him doing whatever he wanted to do.

CobraSnake
09-05-2008, 10:55 AM
ding ding ding!! but since I am married, I would spend teh time with my family getting ice cream.

yeah twigs married too though

DirtyMax
09-05-2008, 10:58 AM
Teach my wife how to play video slots at a bar so she can continue my legacy and hope the $20 lasts the whole time. :thumbsup

nismodave
09-05-2008, 10:58 AM
I would poop on the nearest Mustang or F-body, then give the owner the $20 to clean it up.

jbiscuit
09-05-2008, 11:01 AM
I'd spend $5 on some wings from Magoos and $5 on a beer. Gotta have 1 more beer. Put the other $10 in the tank of the biscuit to drive it around the block with the wife before it runs out of gas :rolf Spend the last couple minutes in the bedroom...well OK, maybe I only need a minute or so of that and 3 minutes to get dressed so I don't get buried with my pants down :rolf

shoooo32
09-05-2008, 11:30 AM
:headbangEasy call. Ten minutes with the wife then out to the car. A quick donut to heat the tires then over the hoan bridge for a top speed run. If it blows over I don't care because I only had three more minutes to live anyway.

nismodave
09-05-2008, 11:33 AM
:headbangEasy call. Ten minutes with the wife

That means 7 min of pillow talk, eh?:rolf

Irish
09-05-2008, 11:34 AM
I'd punch a cop, moon a priest, and jump out of an airplane, no chute, seconds before I bit the dust.



Oh, and donate the $20 to the church.

jbiscuit
09-05-2008, 11:37 AM
:headbangEasy call. Ten minutes with the wife then out to the car.

10 minutes of cuddling sounds like a hell of a way to spend half your remaining minutes on earth :rolf

Voodoo Chick
09-05-2008, 11:47 AM
Maybe I'd go key a Nissan. 20 bucks ought to cover the whole paintjob..........;)

nismodave
09-05-2008, 12:04 PM
Maybe I'd go key a Nissan. 20 bucks ought to cover the whole paintjob..........;)

Would surely still look better than yours. ;)

boostaddict14
09-05-2008, 12:04 PM
I'd steal a ferrari f430 or a gallardo and go on a high speed pursuit and have sex with the hottest girl in my eye sight.

HY35F2T
09-05-2008, 12:09 PM
go to the nearest c6zo6 dearler ship top the ***** out naked while listening to some http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW2J_UZ8lQU&feature=related and smoking camel frost and drinking shitty ass fleishmann's vodka.wearing this mask.http://images.halloweencostumes.com/uploads/barack-obama-mask.jpg

Car Guy
09-05-2008, 12:37 PM
I honestly don't know what I'd do but this has to be the best random friday thread to date.....:headbang

dfr225
09-05-2008, 12:43 PM
idk what i'd do lol

Josepy
09-05-2008, 12:59 PM
I would jump the TA with the needle buried. I would leave the $20 for the wife to get a vibrator.