RanJer
07-27-2008, 04:32 PM
Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Q: Whats the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants?
A: A pair of pants only has one fly on them.
Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
Q. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A. You only have to teach them how to take off.
Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: A: BOO-BEES
Q: Who is the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How man Sorority members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: Put a windshield in front of her.
A: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Q: Whats the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of pants?
A: A pair of pants only has one fly on them.
Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
Q. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
A. You only have to teach them how to take off.
Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: A: BOO-BEES
Q: Who is the best Jewish cook?
A: Hitler.
Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: The back of my hand.
Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How man Sorority members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: Put a windshield in front of her.