Need Help wife's b-day today no $$$

[4eyedstang]

anyone have any advice want to do something special for the old lady but due to a recent emergency I'm flat broke "about $1.50 in my wallet" she is a great wife and mother so want to due something special i will probably go home early and clean do laundry etc but would also like to do something fun with her 'other than the you know' any suggestions

[Yooformula]

clean the house or make her a card or just lay some good pipe.

[RanJer]

make her dinner from what you have in the house? give her the night off/watch the kids? go for a walk?

[Car Guy]

Make a shirt with this on it and walk up to her.....:rolf :rolf :rolf

http://www.korruptedkreationz.com/v/vspfiles/photos/ShirtLayThePipe-2T.jpg



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[Mr Twigbert]

Let her rub your feet...

[Karps TA]

Three-some FTW!

[Mr Twigbert]

I'd say take her for a nice walk but who the hell wants to do gay stuff like that..

[Yooformula]

hahahahahahahahahha. you do you phag!

[4eyedstang]

Make a shirt with this on it and walk up to her.....:rolf :rolf :rolf

http://www.korruptedkreationz.com/v/vspfiles/photos/ShirtLayThePipe-2T.jpg



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love to but i think shes riding the cotton pony this week :rolf

[Poncho]

Get her a new pet.

http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=29212

[Yooformula]

love to but i think shes riding the cotton pony this week :rolf

if you can walk through mud.........

[RanJer]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/ <-- Free stuff on craigslist

[Smokey1226]

if you can walk through mud.........

BWAHWHAWHWHA, your my hero!

[CobraSnake]

Me and my wife mutually agreed(because were broke too) that we don't buy each other gifts or anything like that. We just enjoy each others company.

Mark

[UnderPSI]

I'll give you some free sparklers....

[Crawlin]

go get her ring cleaned without her knowing(if you can), then take her down to the lakefront for a walk. Propose to her again. This time say, "I'm serious this time". hahaha

[Yooformula]

go get her ring cleaned without her knowing(if you can), then take her down to the lakefront for a walk. Propose to her again. This time say, "I'm serious this time". hahaha

A THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup

[70 cutlass 442]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/741406931.html <---- think shed be mad?

[nismodave]

Buy her a cooking pot. Women love kitchen tools.

[GTSLOW]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/741406931.html <---- think shed be mad?

:rolf thats the first thing I saw.

[GTSLOW]

Get her this "mystery plant":

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/741383921.html

Looks like a giant weed.

[0TransAm0]

make a picnic basket of stuff from the house and take a walk on the beach then watch the big bang fire works and give her a bang on the beach...

[Slow Joe]

Tell her that steak and a bj day was re-scheduled and bumped her birthday... But tell her that the steak was replaced with a hamburger :rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

give her the best freebie there is
a sausage and nut platter

[Trutildeathxxx]

macaroni picture frame