Silver03SRT
07-02-2008, 10:27 PM
My buddy says his wife can be extremely unreasonable.
Here is an example:
He was watching TV while his wife was out cutting the grass during a hot summer day.
As the afternoon progressed his movie ended and he got up the energy to go out and ask her what was for supper.
Well, she was more than a little irritated about his sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, (which he thought was unfair because he had just sprung for a new lawn mower) so she said, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine that I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."
So he went back in the house, made himself a special Beefeater martini, and then fixed a big steak, with potatoes, squash, garlic bread and a nice glass of red wine.
The War Department finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and she asked, "You fixed something to eat?
So where is mine?"
He replied, "Huh? I thought you were out of town."
Here is an example:
He was watching TV while his wife was out cutting the grass during a hot summer day.
As the afternoon progressed his movie ended and he got up the energy to go out and ask her what was for supper.
Well, she was more than a little irritated about his sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, (which he thought was unfair because he had just sprung for a new lawn mower) so she said, "I can't believe you're asking me about supper right now! Imagine that I'm out of town, go inside and figure dinner out yourself."
So he went back in the house, made himself a special Beefeater martini, and then fixed a big steak, with potatoes, squash, garlic bread and a nice glass of red wine.
The War Department finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and she asked, "You fixed something to eat?
So where is mine?"
He replied, "Huh? I thought you were out of town."