ENGRISH, pleez!

[Prince Valiant]

Got to hand it to the Japanese...their translations to english are priceless:

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/huile-stereo-earphone.jpg
I think I'd be more frightened if I knew what "dranght" or "jeck" was.



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/twinkle-lamp-warning.jpg
And follow these instructions to a "T"



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/Shift1.jpg
Um, okay?



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/battery-instruction.jpg
Do you feel your mind being damaged?



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/scooter-z.jpg
It's not a toy. But it is.



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/climax-coffee.jpg
Starbucks leave you with the balls that are blue.



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/toilet-gets-down.jpg
I wonder where it's coming back from?



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/refusing-entering-sign.jpg
They will refuse the entering of people with the smell.



http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/buy-used-tissue.jpg
Um, wait...you want me to find brown tissue?