I'll take the lifeguard

[Nick]

Took this in lake geneva yesterday

:rolf

How the hell does one get pants like that on your body?

http://bordumb.com/gallery/content/Canon%2040D%20Photos/Random/IMG_4982.jpg

[nismodave]

A tad thick in the legs, but Id hit it.

[Flicktitty]

that guy looks like a ****** tool....

[nismodave]

that guy looks like a ****** tool....

Too easy....... Someone want to take this one?

[WickedSix]

yeah I couldn't fit and arm through those let alone a leg...maybe paint them on?

and the lifeguard...... i bet jailbait

[Nick]

and the lifeguard...... i bet jailbait

And we'll never know. :shades

[WickedSix]

still if your were drowning she'd have to give you mouth to mouth.... that's not a crime ;)

[That_Guy]

that guy looks like a ****** tool....

when i was in high school i beat the hell out of a kid just like that.. after he was on the ground crying because he had a smart mouth... i told him and i quote.." now you have something to cry yourself to sleep over.. you little *****" :rolf

[Flicktitty]

when i was in high school i beat the hell out of a kid just like that.. after he was on the ground crying because he had a smart mouth... i told him and i quote.." now you have something to cry yourself to sleep over.. you little *****" :rolf

:rolf were you pissed he made a cobalt joke?

or cause his hair color matches your car? :durr

[Karps TA]

The thing is probably one of those kids who cries cause people pick on him cause he's so different. I certainly hope that's not his parents. Cause if so, somebody should punch them in the junk so they don't breed again.

[That_Guy]

:rolf were you pissed he made a cobalt joke?

or cause his hair color matches your car? :durr

long story short he told me im fat,football players are gay, he hopes we lose are play off game, my girlfriend is a skank, and everything else of the face of the earth that could possibly set me off. so i turn around and let him know that he was the one wearing girl pants, that his hair was pink and gay,and that he is doing a great job being a non conformist with his 6 friends standing next to him who where all dressed like drag queens... he swung first .... i hit him sq in the face and it was lights out..

btw...

my car is sunburst orange metallic not neon orange.. :rolf

[SBC-Fox]

anyone whos not just looking at the lifeguard and mentions the *** befor lifguard is a *** imo

[That_Guy]

anyone whos not just looking at the lifeguard and mentions the *** befor lifguard is a *** imo

:rolf

if got her alone i would :banana and :licky :rolf

[Car Guy]

A tad thick in the legs, but Id hit it.

You my friend are on crack.....:alcoholic






:3gears: :3gears: :3gears:

[nismodave]

You my friend are on crack.....:alcoholic






:3gears: :3gears: :3gears:

Hey, I said I would hit it.:thumbsup

[michelle]

You my friend are on crack.....:alcoholic


He's an underwear model, obviously, so he's allowed to have high standards when it comes to lifeguards. :goof

[Reverend Cooper]

i would reserve until seeing the face

[nismodave]

He's an underwear model, obviously, so he's allowed to have high standards when it comes to lifeguards. :goof

WHO TOLD YOU????


http://blog.bizzflip.com/bizzflipcom/images/2007/08/23/hairy_fat_guy.jpg

[Flicktitty]

oh what the **** dave......

[awsomeears]

Perfect !!!

[sidewayzbimmer]

long story short he told me im fat,football players are gay, he hopes we lose are play off game, my girlfriend is a skank, and everything else of the face of the earth that could possibly set me off. so i turn around and let him know that he was the one wearing girl pants, that his hair was pink and gay,and that he is doing a great job being a non conformist with his 6 friends standing next to him who where all dressed like drag queens... he swung first .... i hit him sq in the face and it was lights out..

btw...

my car is sunburst orange metallic not neon orange.. :rolf

Meathead!!! :rolf:rolf

[scaleracer]

Yeah the lifeguard looks good :wow look at the old guy in the backround with glasses checkin her out lol! yeah I don't understand how guys get tight pants on like that! I can't even wear regular jeans... I guess that means he doesn't have anything lol! And the sad part is girls think some of that is cute... :stare

[T-Bag]

i would reserve until seeing the face

There's a 95% chance that she is good looking in the face too. You can usually just tell these things....but I have made some mistakes in the past judging from the rear.

I'd still hit it from behind though, she probably played/plays softball or soccer.

Or she just eats too much f*cking food and it goes straight to her legs.

[forest]

A tad thick in the legs.

fixed :thumbsup

[Poncho]

long story short he told me im fat,football players are gay, he hopes we lose are play off game, my girlfriend is a skank, and everything else of the face of the earth that could possibly set me off. so i turn around and let him know that he was the one wearing girl pants, that his hair was pink and gay,and that he is doing a great job being a non conformist with his 6 friends standing next to him who where all dressed like drag queens... he swung first .... i hit him sq in the face and it was lights out..

btw...

my car is sunburst orange metallic not neon orange.. :rolf

I don't get it though...... Everything he said about you was true :confused:confused:confused:confused:confused

[That_Guy]

I don't get it though...... Everything he said about you was true :confused:confused:confused:confused:confused

i hate it when people reminded me of that...lol...