GRAMPS SS
06-04-2008, 10:03 PM
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her
husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes
dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember
what you said to me that night?
He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby,
I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What
do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
"Mission Accomplished"
wedding night and put it on. She went to her
husband, a retired Marine, and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes
dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember
what you said to me that night?
He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby,
I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What
do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
"Mission Accomplished"