Federal Rebate Check

[GRAMPS SS]

As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check
to
stimulate the economy, but how do we use it to support America???
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Honduras and
Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan.
and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America!!

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard
sales!!
since those are the only businesses left owned by Americans !

[88Nightmare]

I love how you had to throw in "good" when it came towards cars and the money going to japan. :rolf

[Poncho]

Mine's already spent. I'm fueling the Australian economy.

[lordairgtar]

As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check
to
stimulate the economy, but how do we use it to support America???
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Honduras and
Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan.
and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America!!

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard
sales!!
since those are the only businesses left owned by Americans !
Hire me to DJ a car show! Have me draw your car! I am an American.

[theavenger333]

i'm going to spend it on genuine american hookers. i win!

[88Nightmare]

i'm going to spend it on genuine american hookers. i win!

but what if said hookers pimp is jamaican or somethin?

[lordairgtar]

but what if said hookers pimp is jamaican or somethin?
Then he's also going to see the Indian doctor to get his willie fixed from whatever the hooker gave him.

[88Nightmare]

so in summation, even buying american hookers means your money is still going elsewhere. so sad :(

[Yooformula]

-I shop at target and try to buy products made in the us.
-I NEVER use citgo gas and when out of this state stick to only Hess, Sunoco and Sinclair gas stations as they dont use middle eastern oil.
-I dont buy japanese cars.
-We ONLY buy fruit and vegetables organically grown here in the us.

[88Nightmare]

I still havent gotten my check. My SSN ends in 39, and my return was direct deposit

[Cleveland Dave]

buy alcohol :D

[nitrous]

I got my return May 2nd already. Spent it on some steering braces for my truck.

[CobraSnake]

I still havent gotten my check. My SSN ends in 39, and my return was direct deposit

yeah me too. But, I heard some bad new. Basically if you did anything different on your taxes this year you are getting a paper check.

Mark

[DirtyMax]

Jack Daniels and strippers. What they do with it after that is their problem but at least I did my part to keep it in the US! :goof

[88Nightmare]

yeah me too. But, I heard some bad new. Basically if you did anything different on your taxes this year you are getting a paper check.

Mark

different like what?

[CobraSnake]

different like what?

like if you change the names around or if you filed jointly and swtich the names or you changed your address. Basically it was a whole list of tons and TONS of things. So I'm pretty sure i'm getting a paper check. Well i'm at least probably expecting that. Pretty much if you haven't gotton it by now your getting a paper check. I think yours is the same date as mine. June
13th.

Mark

[88Nightmare]

bastards.

[Breecher_7]

There is alot of booze and firearms that are made right here in the good old USA...

BOOZE AND GUNS FTW!!!!

[Slow Joe]

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.


I am completely not in agreeance with this statement... There are MANY BETTER brands than the Japanese brands...

[moels]

Agreeance Joe?? Where the hell did you go to school? lol

[Slow Joe]

Agreeance Joe?? Where the hell did you go to school? lol

Public Education FTL :rolf

Plus I wanted to make up my own word :durr

I do not agree with that statement... :thumbsup

[GRAMPS SS]

like if you change the names around or if you filed jointly and swtich the names or you changed your address. Basically it was a whole list of tons and TONS of things. So I'm pretty sure i'm getting a paper check. Well i'm at least probably expecting that. Pretty much if you haven't gotton it by now your getting a paper check. I think yours is the same date as mine. June
13th.

Mark

we changed our address and it went right to direct deposit.:thumbsup

[oneslowcamino]

I haven't gotten my yet and it should have been deposited may 9th. I didn't get one of those letters talking about the rebate check ether. I'm getting worried.

[torque.hit]

No check here yet either, should have been deposited "no later than may 9".

[88Nightmare]

according to the IRS, it will be "transmitted" no later then the 9th, but may take up to two weeks to appear.

[Voodoo Chick]

We haven't gotten ours yet, either.........When we do, that money will be going to more car parts!!

[CobraSnake]

I haven't gotten my yet and it should have been deposited may 9th. I didn't get one of those letters talking about the rebate check ether. I'm getting worried.

this is exactly where i'm at.

Mark

[88Nightmare]

government bastards....

[PureSound15]

this is exactly where i'm at.

Mark

Find out exactly when you'll receive it.

https://sa2.www4.irs.gov/irfof/IRServlet?app=IRACTC

[CobraSnake]

Find out exactly when you'll receive it.

https://sa2.www4.irs.gov/irfof/IRServlet?app=IRACTC

for some reason that thing doesn't work for me. No matter what I put in it say "were sorry" or something like that.

Mark

[Karps TA]

Got mine this morning.

[lordairgtar]

Drinks on Karp!!!!

[88Nightmare]

for some reason that thing doesn't work for me. No matter what I put in it say "were sorry" or something like that.

Mark

yup, mine says

We are sorry. Specific information about your Stimulus Payment is not available.


Keeps saying it even yet today. So wtf?

[Karps TA]

It's govt run, did you really expect it to work properly? I mean they probably only spent about $10 mil on the script just to get that error.

[88Nightmare]

It's govt run, did you really expect it to work properly? I mean they probably only spent about $10 mil on the script just to get that error.

:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[oneslowcamino]

Yeah I called the IRS today and all it said was Specific information not available. So what I want to know is what I can do to talk to a real person at the IRS?

[Karps TA]

Yeah I called the IRS today and all it said was Specific information not available. So what I want to know is what I can do to talk to a real person at the IRS?

Don't pay your taxes for a couple years.

[CobraSnake]

Don't pay your taxes for a couple years.

hahahahhahahahaha

[Smokey1226]

Don't pay your taxes for a couple years.

lolz, i do wanna see what those guys look like. Roll up with 3-4 all blacked out Navi's? Guns? K9's?

[88Nightmare]

lolz, i do wanna see what those guys look like. Roll up with 3-4 all blacked out Navi's? Guns? K9's?

IRS = section of the federal government. I'm sure it will be murdered out Suburbans and Hummers. I'm sure they have a striking resemblence to this:

http://i10.tinypic.com/5ylxil3.jpg

[Smokey1226]

IRS = section of the federal government.

lol i know what the IRS is, unless you were implying that typically all Gov agents usually drive those that you listed. But thats what i ment by all blacked out Navigators. I've seen a couple suburbans and also Navi's when The Pres was in town.

[88Nightmare]

yup, all government agencies use vehicles identical to rob & big's tahoe

[torque.hit]

GF just heard on the radio that ~15,000 "checks" were deposited into the wrong accounts.

[88Nightmare]

how can they **** that up? The deposit information is right on peoples returns......

[oneslowcamino]

My girlfriend just told me that she heard that they were having issues with people that filed using turbo tax. I don't know if there is any truth to that.

[nitrous]

TaxAct.com FTW. Fiance got her return yesterday.

[Smokey1226]

Dane Cook "How do they fawk that up" <which btw is probably one of the funniest parts of his tour EVARRRR

[fivonut]

One of the last American Companies


http://www.millerwelds.com/

[torque.hit]

TaxAct.com FTW. Fiance got her return yesterday.

We used them, but I still have not received anything. GF got hers on schedule and I've still got my thumb up my arse.

[lilws6]

me and my mom used turbo tax and she already has hers direct deposit while i'm waiting for my check

[CobraSnake]

I still haven't recieved mine. I just talked with my accountant who assured me it is coming in a paper check sent on June 13th.

Mark

[torque.hit]

Thanks, I guess thats what I needed to hear, that it would be coming sometime in June.

[07ROUSHSTG3]

i forgot all about these checks!

[lilws6]

how can you forget about free money????

[HRSEPLA]

I'm going to spend my money for the next bonfire, keeping it in Long Island!!!! (and marshmellows, wherever they grow those...)

[88Nightmare]

I still have not gotten mine either. I was supposed to get it direct deposited may 9th.... nothin.... I better get a papercheck...

[wikked]

If you haven't gotten direct deposit yet... you aren't going to, it will be a paper check.

[88Nightmare]

we'll see if I even get that.....


government bastards. so quick to take your ****** money, but slow as **** to give it