Your soul is missing if you don't laugh...

[wikked]

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a ***** anyway.
bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

[johnny--2k]

WTF is that? haha.....talk about random......

[stowsea]

omg, that is ******* hilarious

[badass88gt]

LOL, awesome!

[Want_Notch]

The only thing missing is a Chuck Norris blast.

[That_Guy]

that made me laugh really hard.

[Al]

Wat about TechnoViking?

[kornholio788]

That guy is well known for doing things like that. I can't remember the site but he has a couple others like that. they are priceless

[Mr Twigbert]

I would love to tell you I laughed but.... I didn't.. Not even a giggle..

[DurtyKurty]

Wat about TechnoViking?

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f249/hufflance/p3.jpg

[Want_Notch]

LIAR!


No one can kill Chuck Norris!

[wikked]

I would love to tell you I laughed but.... I didn't.. Not even a giggle..

Says the guy who is selling a used toilet :P

Alright alright... I'll have more in a couples hours, guaranteed laughs!

[juicedimpss]

I would love to tell you I laughed but.... I didn't.. Not even a giggle..

x2

[Nix]

Sorry, not funny...

[wikked]

cacutie92 - a guy totally effing with guys on teenchat.


<SxyMike> Hey baby you up for some hot fun on a mic or the
with an 18/m/Canada?
<cacutie92> nope sorry, Canadians creep me out
<cacutie92> with inverted nipples and what not lol

**********

<chilihead85> do you finger your *****
<cacutie92> noooo
<chilihead85> k
<chilihead85> so what do you do when you get
<cacutie92> umm... nothi
<cacutie92> n
<chilihead85> o
<chilihead85> so how do you know your
<cacutie92> wut
<chilihead85> do you know what is
<cacutie92> its censoring or something
<cacutie92> dont know what ur sayin
<chilihead85> o
<chilihead85> wanna
<chilihead85> your # or my #
<cacutie92> 867-5309
<chilihead85> name
<chilihead85> ?
<cacutie92> Jenny
<chilihead85> is says its disconnected
<chilihead85> call me
<chilihead85> 252-****
<chilihead85> ?
<chilihead85> ya there
<chilihead85> hello
<chilihead85> baby ya there
<cacutie92> sry
<chilihead85> its cool
<chilihead85> call me baby
<cacutie92> try my house # 255 ****
<chilihead85> k
<chilihead85> ringing
<cacutie92> hellllloooo
*** chilihead85 is no longer on the server ***

I gave him the # of the sheriff's department LOL

*************


<homeschool> hey
<homeschool> asl
<cacutie92> 14 f ca
<homeschool> 19/m/oh
<homeschool> 2 old?
<cacutie92> i dunno... lol
<cacutie92> u tell me
<homeschool> no
<cacutie92> are you home schooled ?
<homeschool> i was
<cacutie92> kids at public schools didn't like your black trenchcoat?
<homeschool> idk
<cacutie92> oic
<homeschool> wat do u look like?
<cacutie92> lil skinny blondie... pix in my prfle
<homeschool> k
<homeschool> b/f?
<cacutie92> a few!
<homeschool> like sex?
<homeschool> ur hot
<cacutie92> i'm actually a V...
<cacutie92> studying to be a catholic nun
<cacutie92> no joke, parents are super strict catholics
<homeschool> u wanna have sex?
<cacutie92> sorry i love Jesus too much
<homeschool> ok
<cacutie92> he works as a busser at the local IHOP
<cacutie92> hola?!

*************

[wikked]

<derGraf18> like to see my on webcam ?
<cacutie92> asl?
<derGraf18> 17 m german
<cacutie92> you aren't gonna tell me to shower then gas me are you?
<derGraf18> not many times
<cacutie92> well it only takes once... i saw it on a movie, it sucked
<derGraf18> i know
<derGraf18> that was a joke
<cacutie92> the holocaust was a joke to you?!?! thats royally F'd
<derGraf18> no
<derGraf18> i meant that it was a joke when i said ima do it once
<derGraf18> im not a racist
<cacutie92> you just hate everyone lol
<derGraf18> lol
<derGraf18> i only hate turkish people
<cacutie92> i love thanksgiving
<derGraf18> we dont celebrate it
<cacutie92> invade a country that does
<derGraf18> ???
<cacutie92> COMIC BOOK GUY SAYS: "Worst Nazi Ever."
<derGraf18> u dont even know what nazi means
<cacutie92> ya huh, I saw Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark
<derGraf18> doesnt make u any smarter
<cacutie92> ur right, but I developed a crush on Harrison Ford

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<milhouse88> hi 19 m u
<cacutie92> 14 f im lisa
<milhouse88> im ryan
<cacutie92> whos milhouse?
<milhouse88> u r very pretty
<milhouse88> thats my nickname i got when i was younger
<cacutie92> do u have blue hair?
<cacutie92> or dorky glasses?
<milhouse88> no
<cacutie92> i dont get it then, why was it your nickname
<milhouse88> i dont know some people called me it and it stuck
<cacutie92> you have stupid friends
<milhouse88> yea
<milhouse88> u r very pretty
<cacutie92> u already told me that, i know
<milhouse88> sorry
<milhouse88> so where r u from
<cacutie92> cali
<milhouse88> im from canada
<milhouse88> r u single
<cacutie92> yeah but your canadian...
<cacutie92> weirddd
<milhouse88> its weird to be canadian?
<cacutie92> frnech without the stink
<milhouse88> im not french
<cacutie92> your from canadia though
<cacutie92> mom says canadians are terrorists
<milhouse88> really
<cacutie92> uh huh
<cacutie92> she says anyone who stays quiet that long is up to no good
<milhouse88> i dont think canadians are terrorists
<cacutie92> are you trying to brainwash me to join your maple army
<cacutie92> its kinda working...
<milhouse88> no
<milhouse88> im not in the maple army. really
<cacutie92> tell me what your evil plansare all aboot
<cacutie92> is there really a maple army???
<milhouse88> not that i know of
<cacutie92> lies!
<cacutie92> im on to your games
<cacutie92> i already have hockey figured out
<milhouse88> what about hockey
<cacutie92> is that a trick question?
<cacutie92> is that code for deploy the maple hammer???
<cacutie92> canada is like a loft apartment above a REALLY GOOD
PARTY
<milhouse88> i have no idea what u r talking about
<cacutie92> aye aye captain'
<cacutie92> i knew canadians sucked at life
<cacutie92> im gonna go find a mexican

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[wikked]

<DBZD600> Hey whats up? Asl?
<cacutie92> hi 14 f ca
<DBZD600> 16/m/ny
<DBZD600> cool
<DBZD600> So what ya up to?
<cacutie92> oh nothin.. bored
<DBZD600> i'm Bored lol. Came online to have some fun
<cacutie92> are you having fun yet
<DBZD600> lol looking for a cybr/roplay, younup for one?
<cacutie92> i love to role play
<cacutie92> *puts on wizard hat and robe*
<DBZD600> K this may sound weird but I reallyyy want to do a cybr/roplay
with multiple people. Like it would be just us but we would be palying
ourselves and also play the others in the cybr^`2026not TO many just a few.
Think ya can handle it? :-P
<cacutie92> *puts on wizard hat and robe, and summons elvish lord*
<cacutie92> your turn
<cacutie92> *taps 2 mana* - I counter your silence!

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<hotquarterback4u> asl
<cacutie92> 14 f ca
<cacutie92> u
<hotquarterback4u> 17 17 18/m/us theres 3 of us
<cacutie92> sounds like a sausage party lol
<hotquarterback4u> yeah u should be here to change it
<cacutie92> i wouldn't wanna spoil ur night
<hotquarterback4u> thats ****ed up

[Prince Valiant]

The canadian one cracked me up...

[wikked]

<RPMaster911> hey
<cacutie92> hiii
<cacutie92> what is RP?
<RPMaster911> asl?
<cacutie92> 15 f ca
<RPMaster911> wana roleplay?
<cacutie92> Sure... let me find my wizards hat and robe
<RPMaster911> ur jokin right?
<cacutie92> oh... *embarrased*
<RPMaster911> the other roleplay?
<cacutie92> like D&D?
<RPMaster911> wat?
<cacutie92> sorry i don't get out of dad's basement much
<RPMaster911> listen do u wana roleplay?
<cacutie92> OK, I'll be a deer, you be a redneck hunter
<cacutie92> *saunters thru the woods*
<RPMaster911> ok nvm c ya

[michelle]

Haha, those were funny.

[STANMAN]

The Canadian one had me laughing.

[badass88gt]

sweet17 : Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17 : just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17 : nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17 : well sorrrrrry
sweet17 : I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17 : nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17 : yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17 : paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17 : of what?
sweet17 : me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17 : LOL
bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
bloodninja: This **** is serious!
sweet17 : What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17 : gimme a ******* break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17 : I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17 : For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17 : For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17 : You are ******* sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17 : why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17 : One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17 : I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17 : hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: **** you, cop!
sweet17 : Hey sorry
sweet17 : I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17 : thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17 : I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17 : IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17 : fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17 : alright *PIC*
sweet17 : Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17 : That was me back in may
sweet17 : I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17 : what?!?
sweet17 : that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17 : Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17 : yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17 : kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17 : this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17 : You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17 : cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17 : You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17 : Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17 : I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17 : You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17 : you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17 : I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17 : I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17 : **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17 : You're a ******* *******!
sweet17 : I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17 : and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17 : I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17 : I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17 : No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17 : You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17 : I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17 : I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17 : Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17 : I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17 : I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17 : cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17 : well lets see
sweet17 : you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17 : doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17 : well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17 : I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17 : I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17 : What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17 : ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17 : You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17 : this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17 : Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17 : sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17 : mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17 : Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17 : mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17 : HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17 : this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17 : HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17 : WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17 : YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17 : **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

[Want_Notch]

Damn Danno beat me to it.

HARRRRRRRR

[HITMAN]

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17 : WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17 : OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17 : YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!

:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

[97z2801ss]

wikked those were hilarious